We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She didnt tell me she was a landscaper and I cant have that in my life0
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Never manscaped and was outta control0
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Caught her peeking in my bathroom window and called the cops
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I went to jail for peeping in his window0
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She had a criminal record0
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She took me scuba diving...and filled my air tanks with helium0
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He talked like an Oompa Loompa0
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She had a hairy back0
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He kept wanting to run his fingers through my luxurious back hair. Just wouldn't ever stop...0
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She was disappointed by my lack of body hair0
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he fell asleep, like everywhere and all the time0
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She kept me up all night every night and didn't understand that the human body needs to recharge.0
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He only ever wanted to talk about the price of tea in china, and I'd just had enough.0
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Kept on putting salt on my cheerios
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Used a non permanent dye.. we had pink dye everywhere0
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Came home with Bright pink thighs
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Came home with a red hand print on her behind0
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Hated my new Tattoo0
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He was so superior in every way except reality.1
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She thought I was a Dude
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she said she didn't fart but I know I didn't do it0
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He had bees knees!0
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We broke up?! **runs off in tears0
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No we didn't! All lies!0
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Found her aunts number in my phone contacts0
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He slept with my mum 0
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she smoked....sometimes it was tobacco1
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Lethal dutch ovens
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she laughed too loud...especially when I got undressed0
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