We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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liftorgohome wrote: »She cheated on me with epr.
Wait someone was with epr? Why didn't I know about this?
Don't worry she didn't know you were there either lol1 -
He drank all my beer0
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He has a huge beer belly0
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She didn't appreciate me being a beer conisour0
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Would never take me Wine Tasting0
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She was a wino always walking around with mad dog 20/20 in a bag.0
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He'd never spent more than a buck 99 for my wine!0
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She didn't like my taste in cheap wine and expensive beer.0
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He spent the Mortgage payment on expensive beer0
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She spent the mortgage payment on shoes and expensive wine0
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He didn't know me at all!
(I shop Vintage shops and Love Cheap Wine!)0 -
I found out he was dating his sister0
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We didn't live in Kentucky or Arkansas ;p0
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She moved with epr to kentucky0
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When all the while he wanted them to move with him to Arkansas
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Myabe thats better for epr and Fab then, she can be the man!0
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Don't forget the ball gag0
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liftorgohome wrote: »Don't forget the ball gag
One ball gag coming right up...
If it's got tyres or balls, it'll cause trouble....
We broke up because I only knew really crap jokes0 -
He left me for teq b/c he said his mohawk tickled his b@lls0
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He said that I could pass for a Man!0
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She liked to man handle me 0
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He didn't like it!0
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didn't like that I liked it so much0
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his hair was prettier than mine0
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Wanted me to get a Mohawk and dye is hot Pink!0
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She didn't like the swing that I hung over the bed0
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Hung a tire swing over bed0
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He wanted to swing at night while I was sleeping and once kicked me in the face!0
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It was his feet
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