We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

ilfaith

Kept hiding all my shoes...

We don't all have to be barefoot all the time

FabulousFantasticFifty

Tried to make me wear horizontal stripes!

Egger29

Was always "Cleansing" things

Brebrelynne

Would stare in the mirror flexing his muscles, asking me if he was getting fat at 2am every night.

Brebrelynne

He was scared to go hunting with me .

jcstevens86

Mad she wasn as good at huntin as me

MzIrish

I carried more ammo and a bigger caliber gun

Egger29

She made me carry her ammo cases everywhere

jcstevens86

Couldnt handle that big of a caliber

Timshel_

Couldn't get'er to skip leg day.

CutieGirl79

was always putting beetles in my bed

Egger29

She hated the Beatles in bed

Jonesingmucho

He didn't deliver on the promise of the tshirt

Egger29

She didn't deliver my pants

CutieGirl79

he didnt give me my gerbil cage after our divorce and we got back together, so we split up again

SojournerThirteen

Gave her 3 gerbil cages but she wanted her ex-ex’s cage

CutieGirl79

he put dead gerbils in my 3 cages

SojournerThirteen

She can’t tell the difference between sleeping and dead

CutieGirl79

gave the live gerbils to a new girl!

SojournerThirteen

lol

She wouldn’t be honest about why she wanted “live” gerbils

AliNouveau

He had all sorts of weird "pets"

slimgirljo15

She swallowed the pet gerbils

Dyl1789

she wouldn't cook me eggs

MzIrish

my dog didn't like you

SojournerThirteen

Her dog liked me more than she did

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always offering to dogsit for his ex

MzIrish

she didn't like my dog

bigjuicy1234

Her dog humped my leg

FabulousFantasticFifty

He spent a couple years in jail for kicking his ex's dog

bigjuicy1234

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

He spent a couple years in jail for kicking his ex's dog

It was the dog i beat up it was the kitten