We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

ladychris29

She liked my sister more than she liked me.

jcstevens86

Was to rough and liked to manhandle me

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always telling me what to do!

Svanel

Very controlling. I was too timid

liftorgohome

She wouldn't buy my beer for me

ItsMeGee3

He kept taking all the pool toys from the kids

liftorgohome

She wouldn't play with my special toys

ItsMeGee3

He kept the toy box locked

jcstevens86

Wouldnt let me see the toys

FabulousFantasticFifty

Bought a few toys and said that I should be happy with that!

CutieGirl79

She wouldn't let me believe in Santa Clause

AliNouveau

She was obsessed with coal

bezza666

She was a call girl

CutieGirl79

he loved hookers more than me

ryanthegreat314

She was just to darn cute and I couldn't handle it

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Found out he was trying to seduce the mailman

ryanthegreat314

He wouldn't get the mailman involved in our relationship

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was always trying to make me accept unwanted packages

ryanthegreat314

Didn't like receiving a dick in the box

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Couldn't do the helicopter dick

CutieGirl79

i broke his camera and he couldnt black and white pics anymore

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Every time she had a Fanta she would sing "Is this real life, or is it a Fanta-sea". Really got annoying.

slimgirljo15

Cuddles his duck more than me

Dyl1789

didn't want anything to do with my duck

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was always talking about the zombie apocalypse

CutieGirl79

he became obsessed with the spice girls

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Gave me an ultimatum between herself and my singing in the shower.

CutieGirl79

told me he was dating an alien

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I left as soon as the word probing was uttered.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't like to experiment!