For ALL the Single Ladies!!!!

kapeluza
kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
edited September 30 in Chit-Chat
For all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives:​ Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz,​ Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz​, Goodfornot​hinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz and especially​ his third cousin Beatinyoaz​ or Alwayzdrun​kaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz...♥

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  • skinnylove00
    skinnylove00 Posts: 662 Member
    ahahahhah this is amazing, i love this!
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    For all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives:​ Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz,​ Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz​, Goodfornot​hinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz and especially​ his third cousin Beatinyoaz​ or Alwayzdrun​kaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz...♥

    That is all.

    Love it.
  • Gigi_licious
    Gigi_licious Posts: 1,185 Member
    LMAO! LOVE IT!! That was awesome and I so needed that little reminder!
  • AdAstra47
    AdAstra47 Posts: 823 Member
    This is brilliant.
  • BaronessBlixen
    BaronessBlixen Posts: 56 Member
    Nice! Thanks for the laugh this morning.
  • millymoozie
    millymoozie Posts: 150
    lol ,,thanks for the giggle x
  • klacoille
    klacoille Posts: 53
    That's pretty stinkin' funny!! Thanks for a good laugh.
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    A friend of mine just posted that on Facebook like twenty minutes ago. Hilarious.
  • TakuraHunt
    TakuraHunt Posts: 208
    LOL - I needed to read that... LOVE IT
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    Loveeeeeee this!
  • jenvens
    jenvens Posts: 159 Member
    Thanks! I am waiting for Boaz and nobody else! HAHA!
  • HBean
    HBean Posts: 55
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh made me laugh loads
  • htebaram
    htebaram Posts: 120 Member
    I had to read it twice before it clicked...how funny, laughed my az off!
  • Amandamccl
    Amandamccl Posts: 380
    haha awsome it made my day.. it reminds me of my exs
  • Crystalchaos72
    Crystalchaos72 Posts: 531
    For all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives:​ Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz,​ Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz​, Goodfornot​hinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz and especially​ his third cousin Beatinyoaz​ or Alwayzdrun​kaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz...♥

    That is all.


    Hmmmmmm.....where did I see that before? Lol
  • VeryKerri
    VeryKerri Posts: 359 Member
    Hilarity!! LOVE IT! I have seen too many of those az's recently! Come on BOAZ!
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    hahaha love this!
  • kimcat73
    kimcat73 Posts: 687 Member
    Thanks for this! :D
  • ccmulder5
    ccmulder5 Posts: 75 Member
    LMAO!! those are words i live by RELIGIOUSLY!!!
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    ^ lol
  • BIGBATBASTARD
    BIGBATBASTARD Posts: 162
    While you wait on your BOAZ, would you settle for some LOADZ
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Love it! Two thumbs up!
  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
    this is awesome! loveeeee it! and so very true as well! too bad u just described 95% of men these days! for any man reading this, i said 95% NOT 100%, there is still 5% that are good men.
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    For all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives:​ Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz,​ Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz​, Goodfornot​hinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz and especially​ his third cousin Beatinyoaz​ or Alwayzdrun​kaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz...♥

    That is all.

    So what you're saying is rule out 90% of guys?
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    I have my boaz! He is truly wonderful in every single aspect. Yes, he has flaws but don't we all? I feel VERY lucky to have him in my life!


    EFF YEAH FOR BOAZ!!!!!
  • MrBrown72
    MrBrown72 Posts: 407 Member
    So is it Boaz or Noaz? Or do you just make sure you get Moaz before Boaz's sloaz?
  • pammbroo
    pammbroo Posts: 550 Member
    You are crackin' thisaz up! :wink:
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