What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He has a swing in his bedroom.
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
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    You bet!!! Watch how far I can jump!!!!

    Has free weights in his bedroom...., and kitchen.... and living room... and hallway... and den... and garage..., and yard... and bathroom....and car.....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He has 4 side ladies he rotates through the week.
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
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    Nah, you are my one and only, jo!!!

    Doesn’t rotate her tires...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    dgthom72 wrote: »
    Nah, you are my one and only, jo!!!

    Doesn’t rotate her tires...

    :*<3

    Wears my bras and they fit him better than me :D
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
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    No they don’t!!

    She sky dives naked from an aero-plane.....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited November 2017
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    dgthom72 wrote: »
    No they don’t!!

    She sky dives naked from an aero-plane.....

    :D .. took a video of my sky dive and posted it online
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
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    Put snap shot from that video on her Christmas card.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Got me pregnant :o
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
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    What, by mail?? Lol

    She has a thriving vacectemy business. Give away a set of steak knives with every snip!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Lol^^^
    Wears a hot pink merkin on date night
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
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    Envious of my merkin. Keeps pulling away from me. She thinks is a game called jerkin my merkin. My merkin. MY merkin.,. Release.....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    dgthom72 wrote: »
    Envious of my merkin. Keeps pulling away from me. She thinks is a game called jerkin my merkin. My merkin. MY merkin.,. Release.....

    Omg roflmao

    Flashes his merkin at the supermarket
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
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    Can’t talk about that till the trial is complete.

    Keeps following me to supermarkets with a lawn chair, cooler of beer and Pom poms...
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Likes to jerkin his merkin in the frozen food section of the supermarket
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
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    Get it right.... it’s the meat section....

    Lift cars just for shts and giggles.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Speaking of sh1ts and giggles.. yep he does that.. :D
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
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    True.... oh. Wrong thread.

    Speaking of for the fck of it..... yeah... she does that!!!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Hangs out in the frozen food section so her nips purk up :D
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
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    For me?? Not denying it!! Hangs out in the beer section....just hangs out there...: a lot....

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