I would like to cry in my p*ssed in cheerios.

odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
and that's all i have to really say about that...
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  • Helice
    Helice Posts: 1,075 Member
    huh..
  • lulu1962
    lulu1962 Posts: 210
    Feel your pain!!!
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    Why do I feel suddenly frightened to ask what is wrong?
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Why, don't they have those popcorn bits in them? Cheerios with popcorn bits are freakin' delicious...
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Somebody peed in your Cheerios!?

    Edited for spelling.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Somebody peed in your Cheeriios!?

    They must have.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Popcorn bits?? hrmmm.....
  • DiabeticAlien
    DiabeticAlien Posts: 240 Member
    I'd want to cry if someone P*ssed in my cheerios too. Hope things (whatever they may be) work out for you.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    I'd want to cry if someone P*ssed in my cheerios too. Hope things (whatever they may be) work out for you.


    same here, or b*tch slap them....But, I too hope your day gets better!
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    If you were to eat them, would that mean you are on the HCG diet?
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Why, don't they have those popcorn bits in them? Cheerios with popcorn bits are freakin' delicious...

    I have never heard of these. I must know more.
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
    um, not to be rude or nosy, but like, do you mean critter pee, or human pee?
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I don't know what you are crying about really. People love you.

    You should try living with my face. Seriously. My face. Now that's a hard existence...
  • lulu1962
    lulu1962 Posts: 210
    Why, don't they have those popcorn bits in them? Cheerios with popcorn bits are freakin' delicious...

    Cheese popcorn bits!!!!! And...how do you even know there aren't popcorn bits in her frickin p*ssed on Cheerios???
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    If your Cheerios were pissed in my a pregnant lady, then bottle that sh1t and sell it to the HCG lovers here.

    Like making lemonaid out of life's lemons - but the uriney version.
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
    If you were to eat them, would that mean you are on the HCG diet?


    bwahahaha
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I think those are Corn Pops. I get those confused all the time.

    I actually prefer Kix.
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    It wasn't me this time. I promise.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I have never heard of these. I must know more.

    Ok, it's not popcorn but clusters. It's silly to ask me. I don't do the shopping. I just eat.

    packet-cheerios-crunchers.jpg
  • never turn your back on your cheerios, it will happen every time
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    how do you even know there aren't popcorn bits in her frickin p*ssed on Cheerios???

    What do you think I used to stir the bowl of Cheerios with eh?

    Release the hounds...
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    The VERY abridged version...

    Monday: First argument in 10 years with my Bestie
    Tuesday: My car breaks down, I get ridiculous fines, I have to take a class to get my license back, I'm out $750. I'm staying with my parents and getting driven around in the meantime.
    Wednesday: I find out I can not get financing to buy a house because... my ex-husband was to refi into his name, etc and never did, it was foreclosed on two years after my divorce. Although I know this, I'm told I have the documentation to support the financing of my own home and will probably be ok. It's been 3 years since my divorce. Not the case - something is amiss.
    Today: I find out confirmation that the prior lender is continuing to seek litigation against me pertaining to the foreclosure in the amount of $45K and I need to hire a lawyer asap.

    The icing on the cake: I have to sue my ex-husband as a result. I don't want to, to be honest. We get along. But in order to prevent things from getting even worse for me, I have to.

    Then the chatchke on top of the cake is the fact that my dad's condition seems to be worsening and he gets to a specialist tomorrow to find out more about his ALS diagnosis and I can't drive up there....

    I'm whining. I realize this.

    I will stop whining. Things will be OK. This is simply a hurdle of relatively large proportions.

    But dam*. Enough already.
  • lulu1962
    lulu1962 Posts: 210
    I think those are Corn Pops. I get those confused all the time.

    I actually prefer Kix.

    Kix are for kids! Oops, Trix are for kids! Either one would totally taste bad with a "urine" flavor.....
  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
    better to be pissed in then shyt in i suppose. someone did that to me once. at least the pissed in wasnt as noticable as a big turd floatin on top. those are the worst!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    If your Cheerios were pissed in my a pregnant lady, then bottle that sh1t and sell it to the HCG lovers here.

    Like making lemonaid out of life's lemons - but the uriney version.

    hehehehe!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I don't know what you are crying about really. People love you.

    You should try living with my face. Seriously. My face. Now that's a hard existence...

    There's nothing wrong w/ your face *L*
  • yikes. sounds like someone pee'd and shat in your cheerios. sorry to hear that...
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    You should try living with my face. Seriously. My face. Now that's a hard existence...

    What are you moanin' about? Your face looks just fine to me.
    I actually prefer Kix.

    That is a lie. No one likes Kix. Except stupid moms or somesuch bollocks.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I have never heard of these. I must know more.

    Ok, it's not popcorn but clusters. It's silly to ask me. I don't do the shopping. I just eat.

    packet-cheerios-crunchers.jpg

    Clusters of what? If they are just clusters of stuck together pieces of smashed up cheerios, I am going to be very angry.

    sudoplog, sometimes it feels like everything is conspiring to make our cheerios taste like piss. I know how you feel and I'm sorry you are going through all this. Courage.
  • lulu1962
    lulu1962 Posts: 210
    I actually prefer Kix.
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    That is a lie. No one likes Kix. Except stupid moms or somesuch bollocks.
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    If you put tons of sugar on them they taste like shrimp!?
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