Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

In this photo? Pimp... Or investment banker but probably pimp.

Airport security ..gives pat downs, although she isn't actually employed by the airport.. she volunteers

Sperm bank collector

Sculptor at a famous museum. Makes the wax figures super thin just to make everyone feel fat

Delivers pizza...but only one night a year.

Abduction specialist. His area of interest is alien probings to be precise.

Cab driver. Smells like pine tree air freshener

Claps chalkboard erasers...sadly in this age it's becoming a lost art