Boy Toy
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »A good boy toy comes with a great return policy
What about a slightly used old man toy?
do you come with a prescription and refills for the little blue pill?
Ouch
Just bc one is not a “boy” version of the toy doesn’t mean he needs a little blue pill
Psh haha
but his wording was "old"... and when men get too "old".. the pills can help LOL
I consider myself very lucky not to know this (yet)
I work in a pharmacy. I see it all the time... well I don't technically see it, well I see the pills.
I give up LOL
Thought maybe they show you the evidence
no but you can
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gottabeeleighv wrote: »gottabeeleighv wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »A good boy toy comes with a great return policy
What about a slightly used old man toy?
do you come with a prescription and refills for the little blue pill?
Ouch
Just bc one is not a “boy” version of the toy doesn’t mean he needs a little blue pill
Psh haha
but his wording was "old"... and when men get too "old".. the pills can help LOL
I consider myself very lucky not to know this (yet)
I work in a pharmacy. I see it all the time... well I don't technically see it, well I see the pills.
I give up LOL
Thought maybe they show you the evidence
no but you can
Oh damn....that escalated quickly...;)
It's the forums man.....its the way of the land....
Still waiting for the stories you mentioned......
Aww....I'm all talk, I'm not even 100% sure what we are talking about 1 -
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I'm free anytime and can bring popcorn, wine or whatever...2
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Now it's just us boys here? Bummer!0
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I'm an inflatable boy toy. Just blow on the valve stem in the front and I am good to go.4
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TheRoadDog wrote: »I'm an inflatable boy toy. Just blow on the valve stem in the front and I am good to go.
How long before you start losing firmness?1 -
I thought Chuck Berry answered this back in the early 70’s....
“When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
She told me it was my ding a ling a ling”
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OutOfUserName wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »I'm an inflatable boy toy. Just blow on the valve stem in the front and I am good to go.
How long before you start losing firmness?
if i have to guess its how good the blower is
Oh look who's back.0 -
I wanna vent and you should listen, just like we are married0 -
I am liking the way you think. They are a dime a dozen currently and after Christmas clearance specials are KILLER.0
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Ironandwine69 wrote: »
Sounds about right.1 -
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leut_underpants wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »
I wanna vent and you should listen, just like we are married
How many mfp marriages do you have?
Hush handsome0 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »I'm an inflatable boy toy. Just blow on the valve stem in the front and I am good to go.
How long before you start losing firmness?
if i have to guess its how good the blower is
Oh look who's back.
never left
So I missed you for nothing0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »
I wanna vent and you should listen, just like we are married
How many mfp marriages do you have?
Hush handsome
You can't hush me, you left me for other pleasures.
I told you our hot affair had an expiration date. And then you stopped sending me flowers, I had no choice1 -
I wish my wife would consider me a boy toy.0
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leut_underpants wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »
I wanna vent and you should listen, just like we are married
How many mfp marriages do you have?
Hush handsome
You can't hush me, you left me for other pleasures.
I told you our hot affair had an expiration date. And then you stopped sending me flowers, I had no choice
This all sounds like technical loopholes.
And you stopped wearing super tight pants.My boy toy gotta wear skimpy clothes1 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »I'm an inflatable boy toy. Just blow on the valve stem in the front and I am good to go.
How long before you start losing firmness?
if i have to guess its how good the blower is
Oh look who's back.
never left
So I missed you for nothing
lol dont lie no one misses me. i just stepped out a bit
Can't a girl just be nice for a minute?0 -
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leut_underpants wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »
I wanna vent and you should listen, just like we are married
How many mfp marriages do you have?
Hush handsome
You can't hush me, you left me for other pleasures.
I told you our hot affair had an expiration date. And then you stopped sending me flowers, I had no choice
This all sounds like technical loopholes.
And you stopped wearing super tight pants.My boy toy gotta wear skimpy clothes
I was experimenting with the 90s. Dockers and IT shirts don't cover any better. :ohwell:
So we both wanted something new....0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »
I wanna vent and you should listen, just like we are married
How many mfp marriages do you have?
Hush handsome
You can't hush me, you left me for other pleasures.
I told you our hot affair had an expiration date. And then you stopped sending me flowers, I had no choice
This all sounds like technical loopholes.
And you stopped wearing super tight pants.My boy toy gotta wear skimpy clothes
I was experimenting with the 90s. Dockers and IT shirts don't cover any better. :ohwell:
So we both wanted something new....
NO.
If you're back into those skimpy pants, I'm back in. Not in your pants, that would be impossible.0
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