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Planted eggs in his garden to grow some chickens....0
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Once trained an elephant to pick apples0
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Steals the apples when the elephant gets distracted0
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Buys my stolen apples and sells them on the black market0
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is a prince from Disney world1
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Was in the movie Machete0
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Has a pet rat named Roufus0
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Finds a dirt road ...to take a "workout" selfie...tomorrow it will be a random weight bench1
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Steals clothes from public laundry0
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Is really lost in the woods1
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Has an awesome spray tan guy.0
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Collects cough drops ...to lick and stick...you should see the wall in his basement0
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was hired to do the lick and stick project0
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Supervised said project and ran out for moe cough drops0
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Has a whole new way of moistening cough-drops...
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Reenacted the entire Battle of Ghettysburg with the classic 1988 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figures.0
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His turnip is medicated0
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She can’t drive a car0
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He is not listening to any music0
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He’s a proctologist and takes his work home with him0
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That’s not her pic she got it off a modeling web site0
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liftorgohome wrote: »That’s not her pic she got it off a modeling web site
Knows, because it's his "dressed" pic0 -
Took the pic for me1
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laprimaJenny wrote: »Ummm not sure how to take all this because either I look like a man or something went way wrong with my picture.... lol
Ok back to the game.... ran over my toe at home depo with his shopping cart and didn’t even say sorry.
She digs me (<--- best lie evah!)0 -
Knocked her out then stood there while I did CPR0
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Thinks that I need help alienating pretty ladies...0
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standenvernet wrote: »Thinks that I need help alienating pretty ladies...
It’s all fun you know by now0 -
Intends to continue his current bulk & build until he can successfully crush that smartphone0
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Once dropped his work cell phone in the toilet and said he dropped it in a puddle outside0
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got outlifted by the 5'3 guy on leg day0
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