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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is booked in for breast augmention next week
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Is counting my lives right now
  • Cobra351AC
    Cobra351AC Posts: 93 Member
    Has 9 lives left
  • _lora
    _lora Posts: 117 Member
    believes he was a cat in a former life
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Everything she says in this thread is 100% true!
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Came in second once in grade school and Never forgot it!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He's a superhero, goes around smacking all the fruit squeezers, coupon users, line leavers, and check writers in the grocery store, to the delight of his many admiring fans.
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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Makes a dozen scrambled eggs each day to feed to the homeless rats in his neighborhood, who he feels are woefully misunderstood and persecuted. A great guy!
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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    edited January 2018
    Gets paid by a summer camp to wear a swamp thing costume and scare the children out of the lake, he doesn't tell them, but he'd gladly do it for free.
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    Stole all the peanut butter tubs from my house
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has a pierced hoohaa :o lol
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    happimess1 wrote: »
    doesnt have a pierced hoohaa so she has to make do with a piercing gaze
    He breeds goldfish for restaurants
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She Moved me up to the Attic :D
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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Them stairs is killen me
  • EEAngelina
    EEAngelina Posts: 1,208 Member
    Ran away at 16 to join the circus :D;)
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Took a Ride with me on the wild side ,,,,,,,,at The Circus B)
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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Was the 9th best cameraman in town , but proved to be a better porn star then I, hence me on the cams now and him in the spotlight
  • EEAngelina
    EEAngelina Posts: 1,208 Member
    Becomes the Vice-President in the next election
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    In high school, she was voted most likely to to have multiple psychotic episodes -- now feels she let everyone down because she is only quirky, not psychotic.
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  • EEAngelina
    EEAngelina Posts: 1,208 Member
    edited January 2018
    suzreen wrote: »
    In high school, she was voted most likely to to have multiple psychotic episodes -- now feels she let everyone down because she is only quirky, not psychotic.

    Has a Chinese twin attatched to her head, that’s why there’s only a picture of her feet now jealous of everyone with one head hahahaha :D
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    Triedto sue Angelina Jolie saying her name was patented
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  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    Is not fixated on.my butt at all!
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    She's right! :)

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