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He taught him how to make millions doing it.

liftorgohome wrote: »

He wipes down the Harley seats after women have been pleasured on them

Hay... it's meant to me i lie arrr

He though that he lost his virginity when he was 20 by grinding on a girl and then he went and thought he had sex. She laughed at him and it scarred him for life.

Puts ribbons in his hair and lipstick on but tells people the grandkids did it.

She wore a fake beard and moustache to workout at a Men's Only fitness club

Is booked in for breast augmention next week

Has 9 lives left

Everything she says in this thread is 100% true!

He's a superhero, goes around smacking all the fruit squeezers, coupon users, line leavers, and check writers in the grocery store, to the delight of his many admiring fans.