Little white lies
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No.... where would I even get human meat.2
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My reply to the people that hit me up on IG private messages: I am a stay at home dad with no money whatsoever. I am actually a structural engineer with a great bankroll, I just hate the messages asking for an iTunes card or money from the fake profiles. They usually say nothing after I reply with the no money comments.1
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"I had a few chips"0
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I don't tell little white lies.1
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I'm sorry I missed your call... ** when I purposely did NOT answer!0
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You have a lovely figure0
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Sure, just call me back. (Your man child needs coddled again.)0
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Wow. I feel like I've heard over 50% of these in the past month.
I don't lie much, but I've burned more than a few bridges by telling the truth. Might be better off lying!0 -
I'm always here if you need me1
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i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »I'm sorry my phone was dead
Gasps* I've been told this1 -
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i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »You have a great tan (did you roll in a bag of Doritos?)
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I'm not mad at you0
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You look great honey0
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That's not blood that's catsup.0
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You have a beautiful voice0
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I have enough cream puffs for this party.4
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This is low-fat0
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