What is the person above hiding in their closet?

8 notebooks full of incomplete sonnets to me. I told you one was enough and it didn't need to be perfect.

A game show host

86 bottles of windex

An easy bake oven.

A bunny onesie and a container of treats ..

A bottle of home made moonshine

A giant chain made from Juicy Fruit gum wrappers. That's actually how he got his name. Always chewing Juicy Fruit.

A *NSYNC CD

Tissues ...in case...mfp break ups

Narnia