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greenhalgh18 wrote: »Find_Me_Again wrote: »Fetish or preference?
Both I love bif woman ando slim but bbw need my loving
I simply can not imagine ANY woman wanting you3 -
eccomi_qui wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Clever_User_Name wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'
Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.
I lost my X, help me find it.
It's right here next to my G.
It’s sandwiched between my other x’s
did you say sandwich?
Filled with vegables
Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.
I love a big girl bbw all the wayy
How about biggish?
I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake
Is there frosting?
what no answer? I'll have you know I can squeeze open a can of frosting with my breasts. Don't even ask what amazing feat my buttcheeks can do with said can of frosting. Its a big fat girl thing.
Go on, I have a box of super moist at home that needs some decorating
Stealing for my online dating profile...
Can I write your online dating profile PRETTY PLEASE
You know I crowd sourced this on my wall once and ended up with something along the lines of "an incomplete monster that likes pizza and drives a golf cart"
That kinda makes you seem like a keeper.
Just sayin'.
I recognize your eyes
Hmmm... Do you watch adult movies?0 -
gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »Find_Me_Again wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Find_Me_Again wrote: »Fetish or preference?
Both I love bif woman ando slim but bbw need my loving
What makes them need it more than the slim ones though?
they don't. he just needs somebody to open the frosting.
Pop it like it's hot?0 -
greenhalgh18 wrote: »Find_Me_Again wrote: »Fetish or preference?
Both I love bif woman ando slim but bbw need my loving
I simply can not imagine ANY woman wanting you
Hahahaha and why's that1 -
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Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Clever_User_Name wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'
Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.
I lost my X, help me find it.
It's right here next to my G.
It’s sandwiched between my other x’s
did you say sandwich?
Filled with vegables
Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.
I love a big girl bbw all the wayy
How about biggish?
I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake
Is there frosting?
what no answer? I'll have you know I can squeeze open a can of frosting with my breasts. Don't even ask what amazing feat my buttcheeks can do with said can of frosting. Its a big fat girl thing.
Go on, I have a box of super moist at home that needs some decorating
Stealing for my online dating profile...
Can I write your online dating profile PRETTY PLEASE
You know I crowd sourced this on my wall once and ended up with something along the lines of "an incomplete monster that likes pizza and drives a golf cart"
That kinda makes you seem like a keeper.
Just sayin'.
I recognize your eyes
Hmmm... Do you watch adult movies?
My mom let me watch Dunkirk at the theatres but only after I begged and told her it was just a call of duty tournament2 -
Find_Me_Again wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Find_Me_Again wrote: »Fetish or preference?
Both I love bif woman ando slim but bbw need my loving
What makes them need it more than the slim ones though?
They dont but I hate it when u get a slim bird who finks she could take her bf away cause shes big2 -
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Slim birds need cake too.3
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greenhalgh18 wrote: »Find_Me_Again wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Find_Me_Again wrote: »Fetish or preference?
Both I love bif woman ando slim but bbw need my loving
What makes them need it more than the slim ones though?
They dont but I hate it when u get a slim bird who finks she could take her bf away cause shes big
I'll have to "insightful" this one.1 -
eccomi_qui wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'
Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.
I lost my X, help me find it.
It's right here next to my G.
It’s sandwiched between my other x’s
did you say sandwich?
Filled with vegables
vegables no good. If I go where I want to with this I might get banned. :laugh:
Let me suggest:
- bacon
- Sausages
- Peameal bacon
- Chicken
- Hotdogs
- Bratwurst
Just stay away from bananas. Bananas will get you banned.1 -
greenhalgh18 wrote: »Find_Me_Again wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Find_Me_Again wrote: »Fetish or preference?
Both I love bif woman ando slim but bbw need my loving
What makes them need it more than the slim ones though?
They dont but I hate it when u get a slim bird who finks she could take her bf away cause shes big
Oh OK I understand now......2 -
MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Clever_User_Name wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'
Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.
I lost my X, help me find it.
It's right here next to my G.
It’s sandwiched between my other x’s
did you say sandwich?
Filled with vegables
Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.
I love a big girl bbw all the wayy
How about biggish?
I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake
Is there frosting?
what no answer? I'll have you know I can squeeze open a can of frosting with my breasts. Don't even ask what amazing feat my buttcheeks can do with said can of frosting. Its a big fat girl thing.
Go on, I have a box of super moist at home that needs some decorating
Stealing for my online dating profile...
Can I write your online dating profile PRETTY PLEASE
You know I crowd sourced this on my wall once and ended up with something along the lines of "an incomplete monster that likes pizza and drives a golf cart"
That kinda makes you seem like a keeper.
Just sayin'.
I like you. What's your lizard tolerance?
I'm open to new things. What kinda lizard we talking here?2 -
Find_Me_Again wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Find_Me_Again wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Find_Me_Again wrote: »Fetish or preference?
Both I love bif woman ando slim but bbw need my loving
What makes them need it more than the slim ones though?
They dont but I hate it when u get a slim bird who finks she could take her bf away cause shes big
Oh OK I understand now......
:laugh:
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WhereIsPJSoles wrote: »Slim birds need cake too.
Why u want some1 -
Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Clever_User_Name wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'
Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.
I lost my X, help me find it.
It's right here next to my G.
It’s sandwiched between my other x’s
did you say sandwich?
Filled with vegables
Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.
I love a big girl bbw all the wayy
How about biggish?
I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake
Is there frosting?
what no answer? I'll have you know I can squeeze open a can of frosting with my breasts. Don't even ask what amazing feat my buttcheeks can do with said can of frosting. Its a big fat girl thing.
Go on, I have a box of super moist at home that needs some decorating
Stealing for my online dating profile...
Can I write your online dating profile PRETTY PLEASE
You know I crowd sourced this on my wall once and ended up with something along the lines of "an incomplete monster that likes pizza and drives a golf cart"
That kinda makes you seem like a keeper.
Just sayin'.
I like you. What's your lizard tolerance?
I'm open to new things. What kinda lizard we talking big lizards lol1 -
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What kind of cake are we talking about here?0
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greenhalgh18 wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Clever_User_Name wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'
Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.
I lost my X, help me find it.
It's right here next to my G.
It’s sandwiched between my other x’s
did you say sandwich?
Filled with vegables
Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.
I love a big girl bbw all the wayy
How about biggish?
I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake
Is there frosting?
what no answer? I'll have you know I can squeeze open a can of frosting with my breasts. Don't even ask what amazing feat my buttcheeks can do with said can of frosting. Its a big fat girl thing.
Go on, I have a box of super moist at home that needs some decorating
Stealing for my online dating profile...
Can I write your online dating profile PRETTY PLEASE
You know I crowd sourced this on my wall once and ended up with something along the lines of "an incomplete monster that likes pizza and drives a golf cart"
That kinda makes you seem like a keeper.
Just sayin'.
I like you. What's your lizard tolerance?
I'm open to new things. What kinda lizard we talking big lizards lol
How did you change my quote? And why? And by big lizard are we talking iguana big or savannah monitor big?0 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »What kind of cake are we talking about here?
My cake1 -
greenhalgh18 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »What kind of cake are we talking about here?
My cake
What size is your cake?1 -
Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Clever_User_Name wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'
Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.
I lost my X, help me find it.
It's right here next to my G.
It’s sandwiched between my other x’s
did you say sandwich?
Filled with vegables
Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.
I love a big girl bbw all the wayy
How about biggish?
I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake
Is there frosting?
what no answer? I'll have you know I can squeeze open a can of frosting with my breasts. Don't even ask what amazing feat my buttcheeks can do with said can of frosting. Its a big fat girl thing.
Go on, I have a box of super moist at home that needs some decorating
Stealing for my online dating profile...
Can I write your online dating profile PRETTY PLEASE
You know I crowd sourced this on my wall once and ended up with something along the lines of "an incomplete monster that likes pizza and drives a golf cart"
That kinda makes you seem like a keeper.
Just sayin'.
I like you. What's your lizard tolerance?
I'm open to new things. What kinda lizard we talking big lizards lol
How did you change my quote? And why? And by big lizard are we talking iguana big or savannah monitor big?
Dnt know still working this app out lol do reu to ur comment in the quote bit lol1 -
greenhalgh18 wrote: »WhereIsPJSoles wrote: »Slim birds need cake too.
Why u want some
Well yeah, right up until I realized it may be some perverse euphemism.
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Clever_User_Name wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'
Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.
I lost my X, help me find it.
It's right here next to my G.
It’s sandwiched between my other x’s
did you say sandwich?
Filled with vegables
Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.
I love a big girl bbw all the wayy
How about biggish?
I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake
Is there frosting?
what no answer? I'll have you know I can squeeze open a can of frosting with my breasts. Don't even ask what amazing feat my buttcheeks can do with said can of frosting. Its a big fat girl thing.
Go on, I have a box of super moist at home that needs some decorating
Stealing for my online dating profile...
Can I write your online dating profile PRETTY PLEASE
You know I crowd sourced this on my wall once and ended up with something along the lines of "an incomplete monster that likes pizza and drives a golf cart"
That kinda makes you seem like a keeper.
Just sayin'.
I like you. What's your lizard tolerance?
I'm open to new things. What kinda lizard we talking here?
I'm looking for more of a quantitative tolerance. I have a lot and they don't like to be alone. So say we're talking about the anoles...30 or 300? Just as a starting point
Will there be Pizza regardless? Because I'm in!2 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »What kind of cake are we talking about here?
My cake
What size is your cake?
What size u want it to be0 -
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Clever_User_Name wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'
Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.
I lost my X, help me find it.
It's right here next to my G.
It’s sandwiched between my other x’s
did you say sandwich?
Filled with vegables
Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.
I love a big girl bbw all the wayy
How about biggish?
I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake
Is there frosting?
what no answer? I'll have you know I can squeeze open a can of frosting with my breasts. Don't even ask what amazing feat my buttcheeks can do with said can of frosting. Its a big fat girl thing.
Go on, I have a box of super moist at home that needs some decorating
Stealing for my online dating profile...
Can I write your online dating profile PRETTY PLEASE
You know I crowd sourced this on my wall once and ended up with something along the lines of "an incomplete monster that likes pizza and drives a golf cart"
That kinda makes you seem like a keeper.
Just sayin'.
I like you. What's your lizard tolerance?
I'm open to new things. What kinda lizard we talking here?
I'm looking for more of a quantitative tolerance. I have a lot and they don't like to be alone. So say we're talking about the anoles...30 or 300? Just as a starting point
Will there be Pizza regardless? Because I'm in!
There is always pizza
This girl wants cake bro haha1 -
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greenhalgh18 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »What kind of cake are we talking about here?
My cake
What size is your cake?
What size u want it to be
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Clever_User_Name wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'
Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.
I lost my X, help me find it.
It's right here next to my G.
It’s sandwiched between my other x’s
did you say sandwich?
Filled with vegables
Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.
I love a big girl bbw all the wayy
How about biggish?
I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake
Is there frosting?
what no answer? I'll have you know I can squeeze open a can of frosting with my breasts. Don't even ask what amazing feat my buttcheeks can do with said can of frosting. Its a big fat girl thing.
Go on, I have a box of super moist at home that needs some decorating
Stealing for my online dating profile...
Can I write your online dating profile PRETTY PLEASE
You know I crowd sourced this on my wall once and ended up with something along the lines of "an incomplete monster that likes pizza and drives a golf cart"
That kinda makes you seem like a keeper.
Just sayin'.
I like you. What's your lizard tolerance?
I'm open to new things. What kinda lizard we talking here?
I'm looking for more of a quantitative tolerance. I have a lot and they don't like to be alone. So say we're talking about the anoles...30 or 300? Just as a starting point
Will there be Pizza regardless? Because I'm in!
There is always pizza
Now were talking a language I understand.1
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