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Too much protein brah...
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greenhalgh18 wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Clever_User_Name wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'
Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.
I lost my X, help me find it.
It's right here next to my G.
It’s sandwiched between my other x’s
did you say sandwich?
Filled with vegables
Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.
I love a big girl bbw all the wayy
How about biggish?
I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake
Is there frosting?
what no answer? I'll have you know I can squeeze open a can of frosting with my breasts. Don't even ask what amazing feat my buttcheeks can do with said can of frosting. Its a big fat girl thing.
Go on, I have a box of super moist at home that needs some decorating
Stealing for my online dating profile...
Can I write your online dating profile PRETTY PLEASE
You know I crowd sourced this on my wall once and ended up with something along the lines of "an incomplete monster that likes pizza and drives a golf cart"
That kinda makes you seem like a keeper.
Just sayin'.
I like you. What's your lizard tolerance?
I'm open to new things. What kinda lizard we talking here?
I'm looking for more of a quantitative tolerance. I have a lot and they don't like to be alone. So say we're talking about the anoles...30 or 300? Just as a starting point
Will there be Pizza regardless? Because I'm in!
There is always pizza
This girl wants cake bro haha
While I am not adverse to cake or gorgeous fat girls I think I will take my chances with the pizza and the lizards.3 -
greenhalgh18 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »What kind of cake are we talking about here?
My cake
What size is your cake?
What size u want it to be
If I am being honest..... I want the crowd pleaser1 -
That was mean.1
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LiftingRiot wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Clever_User_Name wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'
Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.
I lost my X, help me find it.
It's right here next to my G.
It’s sandwiched between my other x’s
did you say sandwich?
Filled with vegables
Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.
I love a big girl bbw all the wayy
How about biggish?
I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake
Is there frosting?
what no answer? I'll have you know I can squeeze open a can of frosting with my breasts. Don't even ask what amazing feat my buttcheeks can do with said can of frosting. Its a big fat girl thing.
Go on, I have a box of super moist at home that needs some decorating
Stealing for my online dating profile...
Can I write your online dating profile PRETTY PLEASE
You know I crowd sourced this on my wall once and ended up with something along the lines of "an incomplete monster that likes pizza and drives a golf cart"
That kinda makes you seem like a keeper.
Just sayin'.
I like you. What's your lizard tolerance?
I'm open to new things. What kinda lizard we talking here?
I'm looking for more of a quantitative tolerance. I have a lot and they don't like to be alone. So say we're talking about the anoles...30 or 300? Just as a starting point
Will there be Pizza regardless? Because I'm in!
There is always pizza
This girl wants cake bro haha
i WaSn'T tAlKiNg To YoU
Should of been more specific then u retard
And everything I built up in my mind of you was squashed with that one comment. I had hopes for you man. tragic
Go on bro lol what dI'd u have built up1 -
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_Red_Hood_ wrote: »I want to hear about the time your 'chute didn't open, OP.
I think it opened really really early.3 -
greenhalgh18 wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Clever_User_Name wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'
Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.
I lost my X, help me find it.
It's right here next to my G.
It’s sandwiched between my other x’s
did you say sandwich?
Filled with vegables
Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.
I love a big girl bbw all the wayy
How about biggish?
I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake
Is there frosting?
what no answer? I'll have you know I can squeeze open a can of frosting with my breasts. Don't even ask what amazing feat my buttcheeks can do with said can of frosting. Its a big fat girl thing.
Go on, I have a box of super moist at home that needs some decorating
Stealing for my online dating profile...
Can I write your online dating profile PRETTY PLEASE
You know I crowd sourced this on my wall once and ended up with something along the lines of "an incomplete monster that likes pizza and drives a golf cart"
That kinda makes you seem like a keeper.
Just sayin'.
I like you. What's your lizard tolerance?
I'm open to new things. What kinda lizard we talking here?
I'm looking for more of a quantitative tolerance. I have a lot and they don't like to be alone. So say we're talking about the anoles...30 or 300? Just as a starting point
Will there be Pizza regardless? Because I'm in!
There is always pizza
This girl wants cake bro haha
i WaSn'T tAlKiNg To YoU
Should of been more specific then u retard
And everything I built up in my mind of you was squashed with that one comment. I had hopes for you man. tragic
Go on bro lol what dI'd u have built up
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Pudgy why do u seem so bitter
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »Clever_User_Name wrote: »greenhalgh18 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Wasn't it though. I do have a few of them since I live in the 'middle of no where'
Be careful, he's like a spy or something. You can't hide Rosie.
I lost my X, help me find it.
It's right here next to my G.
It’s sandwiched between my other x’s
did you say sandwich?
Filled with vegables
Nah, I am a fat girl. I need meat and cheese with the veggies.
I love a big girl bbw all the wayy
How about biggish?
I like having sex and letting agents girl eat a slice of cake
Is there frosting?
what no answer? I'll have you know I can squeeze open a can of frosting with my breasts. Don't even ask what amazing feat my buttcheeks can do with said can of frosting. Its a big fat girl thing.
Go on, I have a box of super moist at home that needs some decorating
Stealing for my online dating profile...
Can I write your online dating profile PRETTY PLEASE
You know I crowd sourced this on my wall once and ended up with something along the lines of "an incomplete monster that likes pizza and drives a golf cart"
And yet it seems no one knows you because there is nothing about lizards in there
I was told to stop bringing them on dates and only introduce them after asking if they like lizards
I still think you should go with the "If they don't like you at full lizard then they don't even get you at no lizard" approach.3 -
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i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
This is my favorite gif for SO MANY things.3 -
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So much no I can't even.
Let's not create massively sexist threads on MyFitnessPal to discuss what "girls" can and can not accomplish.
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