Could you beat the above poster in a WRESTLING match?

Yes

Yes

Sigh... No.... I'd be too distracted, dancing to the music of that sweet guitar.

No he's sneaky

I'd put up a good fight, but ultimately she'd have me.

Indeed. It's not like I look remotely feminine!

Ya, I'd totally let ya.

She's going down.

I'd let ya win, just no cheap shots.

Awe no one wants to wrestle me