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....doesn't not not have a sock fetish

Is not interesting at dinner parties

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Was voted 'Most Likely to Beat the World Record for Knitting the Most Business Ties in 24 hours".

I've actually cruciate a tie in 2 hours

Collects haunted dolls...seems creepy but good things always happen to me after visiting

Lives in his mums basement.

Stole the ancient artifact and unleashed the curse which will bring about the end of the world, whose events we are seeing unfold now as according to the prophecy. Inevitably though they will find a way to forestall or outright break the curse, depending on the tone the movie wants to go with.

Can't swim a stroke

Can't identify water from roads on maps.

Got kicked out of a Furry convention for cosplaying as a Mac truck.

Took testosterone injections just to participate in No Shave November.