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_pi3_
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    I dunno but I like a girl who uses excel to work with data.
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
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    I would be so turned on it would ruin his whole point

    Double whammy
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    If I ever get denied I hold a grudge and seek retribution...I'm a one upper too
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    E J Dickson is the authors name.

    Any guess what E and J stand for?
  • W8WarI
    W8WarI Posts: 567 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I dunno but I like a girl who uses excel to work with data.

    Well it appears that the husband was the one using Excel since it's his spreadsheet.

    If my husband did this to me I'd be irritated and I'd hope we could talk about our sexual needs maturely.

    Considering some of the excuses, I believe that they were both too immature to've that conversation; hopefully both've matured enough within the years since!
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    I remember this story. Supposedly he sent it to her while she was at the airport getting ready to board a flight for business. Don't believe he talked to her at all while she was away.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    I remember this story. Supposedly he sent it to her while she was at the airport getting ready to board a flight for business. Don't believe he talked to her at all while she was away.

    He seems a little type A. I wouldn’t *kitten* him either

    Wasting his time making spreadsheets when he could've just hit up Tiffany while his wife was gone... Smh
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    2014-6-29 "You're too drunk"

    If I had a nickel...

    On mfp you get what is called “Whiskey Click”
  • Resistive
    Resistive Posts: 212 Member
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    Resistive wrote: »
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    Saving this, I know someone who will appreciate it
  • grumpopuppo
    grumpopuppo Posts: 90 Member
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    Cue Shania Twain's 'This doesn't impress me much'...
    Given there's about 9 denials per 1 yes, this looks like a case of incompatible libidos. In which case, grow the hell up and make it work/have a conversation with your wife.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    All hell breaks loose if the guy denies the girl though
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,134 Member
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    Don't care.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    No, doesn't sound like a thot to me.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    His problem is he’s using words to ask. Just get in there and make a move. Go for that spot on her neck that makes her eyes roll back. Devour her. I can’t speak for all women but I’m way more responsive if a move is made than if he just asks for it. There’s something about asking that seems needy and unattractive. The other is very.. take charge.
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    His problem is he’s using words to ask. Just get in there and make a move. Go for that spot on her neck that makes her eyes roll back. Devour her. I can’t speak for all women but I’m way more responsive if a move is made than if he just asks for it. There’s something about asking that seems needy and unattractive. The other is very.. take charge.

    This is true, he needs another column for his initiation attempt. Sometimes people read a “I’m drunk, they kicked me out of Applebee’s and coming home” text in very different ways.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    _pi3_ wrote: »
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    Unrealistic, no days where he asked more than once? You kidding?

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