Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    She builds raccoon homes from scratch ...if you build it they will come

    That's her motto
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Eden_Goldie wrote: »
    @AliNouveau Work is drying up to be honest, for some reason the kids just weren't in to pork and Apple sauce slurpee

    Haha I thought that one would be well received
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    mybfisred wrote: »
    She builds raccoon homes from scratch ...if you build it they will come

    That's her motto

    She does similar for squirrel homes and specializes in sneaking them into your neighbour enemy's yards
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    She is opening a fast food chain ..skates...instead of delivering your food in roller skates it's blades...they are working out some issues
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She teaches macrame at the local community centre. Bring the 70 back one planet holder at a time
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Personal assistant to Justin Trudeau
  • SarcasticBlondie
    SarcasticBlondie Posts: 836 Member
    Music teacher
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Schools hire her to patrol the halls. She carries a wet towel and snaps guys in the *kitten* if their pants are hanging too low. No pants on ground in her district.
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Designs brochures for dairy farms...

    we milk you to visit us

    He came up with that tag line

    #freeicecreamwithtour
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    He gives out new candy designs samples for a living for marketing research. At least that's what he told the police when they pulled him over in his 70s econoline van in the neighborhood middle school district.
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Collects sneezes in jars ...claims once you trap them... the colds can't get you...charges 50$ a sneeze
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Has fused her love of garden gnomes with her latent anger issues. She produces some truly terrifying statues. Her newest creation is the "come here and Ill shove this rake" gnome.
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Is my teaching assistant ... lol my mind went blank ...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Mind eraser for the FBi.
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    Cartoonist
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She is actually an experiment for the alien Sheppard overlord race. They have implanted chips in her brain. Her primary duties are gathering Jameson for their thirst and all the pizzas for them to eat.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Recreates mid-century modern furniture on a 1" to 1' scale for dollhouses
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She pokes the holes in soda crackers
  • Khovde07
    Khovde07 Posts: 508 Member
    Jellybean taste tester
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Professional sock puppeteer. They say she has made grown men cry from the emotional depth of her sock creations.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Just for men commercial actor
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Famed choreographer, personally responsible for jazz hands
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    edited February 2018
    Professional one man band specializing in playing hard Rock on 17th Century instruments
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Trains carrier pigeons to carry messages to unsuspecting people. Her favorite is to write "I've rigged it, tonight's lottery numbers are 15 60 28 2 51 16. Please destroy this note, we can't afford to be caught"
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Chimney sweep. He really has no training or credentials but he always tells people it's lucky to kiss a chimney sweep so he's a chimney sweep
  • THS2SHALLPASS
    THS2SHALLPASS Posts: 1,569 Member
    teacher
  • caiteh86
    caiteh86 Posts: 243 Member
    Former accountant turned personal trainer
  • THS2SHALLPASS
    THS2SHALLPASS Posts: 1,569 Member
    former secretary turned first client of my training business
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    edited February 2018
    He's a team trainer for the NFL.
  • THS2SHALLPASS
    THS2SHALLPASS Posts: 1,569 Member
    stunt double for sylvester stallone

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