My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She instinctively cut my food for me and wiped my mouth.0
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He kept asking if everything came out ok... awkward0
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Which should have fixed the problem if that really was the issue... he started working from the ladies restroom at MY work. I found out when he was whispering from the stall next to me asking for the wifi password. He wasn't successful at disguising his voice.0
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She ordered the Dom Perignon0
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He preferred I drank Pabst Blue Ribbon0
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She peed the bed after drinking PBR0
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It wasn't my fault... I told you to stop tickling me... try again?0
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She threw my phone out the window because my boss kept texting me.0
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Cindy isn't his boss... she's just bossy0
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She didn't like me calling her pandi.0
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I didn't care what she called me as long as she called me... maybe I seemed too desperate0
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She ordered dog from the secret menu0
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He ate my cat
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She said she had a cat but there was none..0
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She got mad when I said I wanted to let her cat0
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Kept getting calls from his friends asking if I had hotter friends0
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we were comparing weight loss and I found out he was 1 pound lighter than me LOL.0
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She became overly obsessed by a single pound.0
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Kept flexing his muscles and admiring himself in the mirror.
(btw, just wanted to say, you look awesome!! Lol)1 -
_barefoot_ wrote: »She told me she had another date later that night !
I would never! I'd at least wait until breakfast!
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Told me that he hated dogs
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_barefoot_ wrote: »Until the next morning when she left with out a goodbye note ....lol
I just couldn't find a damn pen. Didn't think you would like lipstick all over your mirror haha
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happimess1 wrote: »picked up the meatball that fell from the table and ate it with nonchalance
Ouch...
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happimess1 wrote: »Rabbit1295 wrote: »happimess1 wrote: »picked up the meatball that fell from the table and ate it with nonchalance
Ouch...
Omg! It was a joke. No comments in this forum are serious
Lol I know. I guess I forgot about an "lol" or something at the end. Sorry lol life is too short to take comments on an app seriously anyways
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I realized he was maybe a little too shy0
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