My date with the person above me was going great until...
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Couldn't figure out if he was coming or going lol0
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_barefoot_ wrote: »I'm not a he !!
I had to explain to her I was not a he but rather a she
I'm sorry!!
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Embarrassed myself....again lol0
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I couldn't read her emotions since her poker face game was strong.1
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She wouldn’t stop trying to get me to eat poker chips0
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He kept shouting out what my hole cards were! Why'd you bet that much with a 8 & a 2? They aren't even the same picture!0
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She was being picky about the meal she chose, even after giving the cook specific requitments.0
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happimess1 wrote: »she asked me for my mfp password and starting going through my pm's
sounds like my ex. Lol
Hmm he wouldn't say please or thank you, no manners at all. Shame, shame.0 -
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You writing me a ticket for moving too fast isn't *technically* a speeding ticket_barefoot_ wrote: »He got a speeding ticket !
We realized we both wore the same g-string1 -
He was wearing a g string lol0
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Can't seem to stay seated for more than a few minutes.0
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Her makeup was better than mine. Couldn’t handle it.0
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she never called.
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He was tapping my phone0
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Wore a tin foil hat and said his family should be arriving via space.0
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All I remember is waking up in the woods0
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He ran off and I couldn’t find him anywhere0
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she kept hitting on all the waiters for free food0
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He said he just wanted to see if I could pull off bangs and proceeded to lop off my hair with his steak knife.0
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She wanted to shave me with her butter knife0
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Lathered butter from the dinner table onto his body, said it was the best moisturizer.0
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She picked up a bread roll and told me to go deep for a pass0
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He said was starving but only ate crackers..he had brought.0
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She took food off other tables and put in her purse. She even took the silverware!1
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I had to eat off your plate as you ate all the food on mine first0
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Im pretty sure he drooled a bit
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