What's the craziest thing you would do to make someone stop dating you?

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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    Bring them to meet my family
  • neurogirl
    neurogirl Posts: 706 Member
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    kam26001 wrote: »
    Start dressing like Peter Pan

    Listen to gospel metal in the car

    Drink 40's around her parents

    Build a Saturday Night Fever John Travolta shrine in the living room and surprise her when she gets home from work

    Start asking her every single day around 6pm, "wanna go Sizzler?"

    Walk around the apartment with a cheeseburger on my head

    Get 4 barb wire tattoos around each limb, wash them off after the breakup

    You've put a lot of thought into this. Previous experiences? :D
  • THeADHDTurnip
    THeADHDTurnip Posts: 413 Member
    edited February 2018
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    Flat Earth theory.

    If the ice melts around the edges of the earth the sea will fall into outer space. :o
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    Tell him what I'm really thinking
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    Idk, I've always used my kids as an excuse if I didn't want to see someone. Too busy.
    Nothing crazy, but it works.
    This also works for any social function I don't want to attend. "Oh I can't make it, the kid has explosive diarrhea."
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    Insist on playing Zombies! Run! Missions every time we leave the house and collect random pieces of trash lying around for post-zombie-apocalypse survival
  • Momepro
    Momepro Posts: 1,509 Member
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    Tell them "No Thank you ".
  • TyTravis007
    TyTravis007 Posts: 77 Member
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    Remove them off facebook
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    repeat everything they say back to them

    insist they only make right turns while driving

    pour milk in the bowl and *then* cereal

    talk exclusively in third person

    insist on color coordinating with their outfit so other girls know we’re together

    cry a lot



    I adore you!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    I'd scare them with my fantasies
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    Welcome them with open arms into my world
  • elizarizo
    elizarizo Posts: 489 Member
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    Lol idk ask my dude
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Stop practicing all proper hygiene/grooming habits
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    Tell them I don't want to see them any more.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    Soul_Radiation wrote: »
    I would consider paying somebody to hit me with a stink bomb at the appropriate time. If, I were dating.

    That could be really funny as well.

    "Give me some sugar baby"

    [runs away runs away]

    Waahahaha! Brilliant!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Tell her that her kisses are almost as good as my sisters’
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    Tell her that her kisses are almost as good as my sisters’

    Haha! That could do it!

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