What's the craziest thing you would do to make someone stop dating you?
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lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »repeat everything they say back to them
insist they only make right turns while driving
pour milk in the bowl and *then* cereal
talk exclusively in third person
insist on color coordinating with their outfit so other girls know we’re together
cry a lot
I adore you!0 -
I'd scare them with my fantasies1
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Welcome them with open arms into my world1
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Lol idk ask my dude0
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Stop practicing all proper hygiene/grooming habits0
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Tell them I don't want to see them any more.0
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Soul_Radiation wrote: »I would consider paying somebody to hit me with a stink bomb at the appropriate time. If, I were dating.
That could be really funny as well.
"Give me some sugar baby"
[runs away runs away]
Waahahaha! Brilliant!1 -
Tell her that her kisses are almost as good as my sisters’1
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Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »Tell her that her kisses are almost as good as my sisters’
Haha! That could do it!0 -
Invite him to excavate the skeleton of my dead cat (actually my ex's dead cat) to see how decomposition has progressed and if it is ready to be cleaned and displayed
Edit: I'm not actually joking. My ex-in-laws buried two of their cats in my planters when they died and I absolutely love skulls. Cat skulls are beautiful.2 -
Generally, all I need to do is show up for the first date...
... that usually stops things right there.1 -
TyTravis007 wrote: »Remove them off facebook
That's NOT how this works!0 -
Stop using pronouns.
Set up a members only bar in her attic.
Steal all the window screens from her house and make stop motion movies with it.
Eat all her emergency chocolate.
Hide all her socks.
Set up her Wi-Fi so it's public (no password) and let people know about it so her internet is very slow.
Set up an off shore account and transfer all her funds into said account, then go on a all expense paid trip to the Caribbean with her mom.
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I’d be myself1
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"not asked out in the first place" andlavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »let the crazy out
I used to dress goth for going out to the clubs. Smiling with fangs tends to scare away most of the annoying *kittens*. I say "used to" because I don't even go out anymore. Getting fat is enough to scare off everyone.
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Is this facetious? I don't understand doing something to MAKE someone stop dating you. I just tell them. Truth works better than plots and manipulations. But if this thread is just for fun, then I would take them out to the farm and hand them a shovel. Hard work weeds out a lot of detritus in more ways than one.1
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grammagrape wrote: »Is this facetious? I don't understand doing something to MAKE someone stop dating you. I just tell them. Truth works better than plots and manipulations. But if this thread is just for fun, then I would take them out to the farm and hand them a shovel. Hard work weeds out a lot of detritus in more ways than one.
Yes, it's all for fun. Although most of my things are just me being extremely me and that would normally be enough to send those with poor constitution and no sense of humour running for the hills!0 -
I'd tell them my hobbies include making needlepoint pillows of my cats, collecting cat tchotchkes, cat whispering, paint by number cat portraits, cat puppetry, cat costume play, and last but not least investigating catacombs .. for more cats.2
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