My date with the person above me was going great until...
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Put the shot glasses in here bag0
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She let rip in the restaurant and tried to blame me..0
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He didn't bring any money said he knew Vinney and it would be fine but then I had to pay b/c there was no Vinney.0
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He gave me the cheek when i went for the kiss hahaha1
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He btoke my wine glass when we went to cheer2
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When she asked if I knew all the sacrifices she's made, she meant human sacrifices. I felt like I might be next!1
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He wouldn't let me tie him up0
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He asked me to read him a bedtime story, then get him a glass of water, then make sure there were no monsters in the closet or under the bed. After all that he said he wanted @Smilin40 to tuck him in!0
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He ate soap and burped bubbles all over my food0
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She told me I couldn't pet her puppy!0
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Her kitten bit me0
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He did this in middle of chillis
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He insisted that he could milk cats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXNwzKo5Yps0
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HE wanted to go dancing
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He didn't appreciate my unique dancing style and walked out0
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Danced out I never just walk out
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He danced that way in the middle of the museum0
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She said I looked like a penguin when I danced0
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He wore formal attire to the zoo0
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she said i belonged in the cage with the gorillas at the zoo0
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He tried to pound his chest like a gorilla and then he threw his poop across the cage1
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They weren't paying attention to me... so I went shopping0
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When she said shopping she really m3nt0 -
She got busted shop lifting and I had to bail her out of jail.0
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liftorgohome wrote: »She got busted shop lifting and I had to bail her out of jail.
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She tied me up then left0
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