poop, what does it mean when it floats?

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  • joybell32
    joybell32 Posts: 252 Member
    Forget Google...The true shyt is right here on MFP...lol.

    Yep!
  • goochinator
    goochinator Posts: 383 Member
    I learned in Nutrition class in college ( U of Poo) that it's ideal to have 'footlong floaters' Not literally a footlong, more of just a catchy name, but the footlong floater indicated that there's ample fiber in the diet.

    If ya take an occassional glance at the finished product in the toilet, it's a good idea to guage what level it's at on the stool scale.AS it states, the 1st 2 levels indicate constipation, the last 2 indicate die-ah-ree-ahh. Sorry, can't spell it, don't even want to. =)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
  • SDV219
    SDV219 Posts: 106
    Poop that floats has a lot of fat in it ... try to get more fiber in your diet.
    At least that's what they taught us in nursing school.
  • graysmom2005
    graysmom2005 Posts: 1,882 Member
    last time i tried it sunk, but then they had to close down the public pool for a couple of days so i haven't tried it since.

    pool_poop.jpg
    DOODIE!!!

    PRAYING that's a Snickers bar.
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    you're probably not gonna make it

    :heart:
  • LMAO Thats right!
    GIRLS20DONT20POOP_01.jpg

    Just Sayin...
  • InstantSunshine
    InstantSunshine Posts: 355 Member
    If your brown trout is a danger to shipping, you're going to be OK!

    If you're pebbledashing - not so much.
  • IAMQUEEN
    IAMQUEEN Posts: 52
    LOL @ this thread
  • GIRLS20DONT20POOP_01.jpg

    Just Sayin...

    BAHHAHAHAHAH... how did I know I could find you on this thread?
  • Pebble321
    Pebble321 Posts: 6,423 Member
    I used to share an office with a nurse who worked for the continence foundation.
    She said you should have "fluffy floaters" not "stinky sinkers".

    Mind you she also set up an advertising campaign where they had ads on buses saying "do you have a wee problem" :smile:
  • Dr. Oz says that if your poop floats then it full of the fatty stuff that you ate!

    Ding Ding Ding, we have a winner !
  • I had a really funny picture with someone sticking their head up their *ss, but couldn't get it to paste. Darn !

    ( with the caption, let me check )
  • Coyla
    Coyla Posts: 444 Member
    Now that we've figured out the float or not conundrum, I'm curious about the color. Which shade of poo is the best?
  • KimmyEB
    KimmyEB Posts: 1,208 Member
    For all of you people complaining that the original poster didn't go to google...apparently you all didn't go to google, either, because you'd obviously see that there are so many different articles, ranging from the toilet humor (pun totally intended) to the educational to the downright creepy. And they're all conflicting.

    Personally, I've heard that if it floats all the time, you may have a medical issue. As for the fiber thing, I've heard from multiple people, and now after looking at multiple sites, everyone will tell you something different. Some say if it floats, you need more fiber...while others say if it sinks, you need more fiber.

    I'm convinced no one knows, at this point, haha.
  • :laugh: Best ever thread!!!! This totally made my day!!! :laugh:
  • DJParrish01
    DJParrish01 Posts: 38 Member
    for those of you who think that im not serious about this or that i should have brought my concerns to google rather than here..
    poop isnt at all that disturbing and it's something that we as people who are seeking a healthier future should know about!!!!!

    Nah, it's not disturbing... It's funny!! Doodie is funny!
  • I found this a while back...It is a Japanese potty training video for kids... it is so funny:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA8wmqPI63M

    enjoy! :)
  • JennsLosing
    JennsLosing Posts: 1,026
    for those of you who think that im not serious about this or that i should have brought my concerns to google rather than here..
    poop isnt at all that disturbing and it's something that we as people who are seeking a healthier future should know about!!!!!



    That doesn't answer why you didn't consult Google, or maybe try the handy search function here.
    so what, person wants to ask a question, let them...who cares why they didnt search first...i want to ask the 25 million people a day who ask "do i eat my work out calories" why they didnt hit search first....i'd get chewed out for saying something like that.
  • jfinnivan
    jfinnivan Posts: 360 Member
    You have to stop eating foam packing peanuts.
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