My date with the person above me was going great until...

She wouldn't put the roach in her salad

She was too angelic for me

He turned up in a skirt and a bikini top he blamed the dog for chewing up his shirt and said the skirt was a kilt but he couldn't explain the high heels

the classic Superman vs Batman debate

She climbed out of the window in the ladies room. I saw her running through the parking lot, then jumping in an Uber

he wouldn't take off his shades

She ate my shoe laces

She said I was overdressed?

нe ĸepт тryιng тo croѕѕ нιѕ eyeѕ and woυld тнrow a тanтrυм wнen ιт хoυldnт нappen lol