D.R.E.S.S. for Health Success: is this as bad as I think it is?
ZoneFive
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My husband got a text from one of his dojo mates. Apparently his wife is doing something with D.R.E.S.S. for Health Success and we have been invited to a "workshop" at their house. To wit:
Hello,
If you or someone you know have been having health complaints from digestive issues, arthritis, allergies, diabetes, depression, joint pain, migraines, ADHD, foggy brain, low energy, automimmune disorders, thyroid problems, inability to gain our lose weight, cholesterol problems, contact me or pass on my contact information. I have started helping people to identify the underlying causes of their health complaints and correcting body function so that most health problems simply disappear. I am a health detective!
The great part is that you don't have to go to an office to get the tests done, you'll get the kits, do the tests and send to the labs, I get the results and pass them onto you, and we do a consultation on Skype or phone for your functional interpretation. If you have been suffering or struggling remember, there are NO normal symptoms, there are only common symptoms. Just because many people have them, doesn't make them normal. They need to be checked out and I can help them check them.
If you wonder what kind of health detective I am, here is a little description:
What is FDN?
Functional Diagnostic Nutrition® (FDN) is a type of detective work that identifies the underlying causes and conditions that cause disease instead of treating symptoms. Using functional lab work, I recognize patterns of imbalance in the body and identify healing opportunities. As functional health coach I work with each client in a health building process using the powerful, proven, protocols of D.R.E.S.S. for Health Success® program. This natural, holistic approach yields the highest level of positive results for my clients. I don’t medicate, I educate! I don’t guess, I test! I know which labs to use and how to interpret the results. Some health coaches may offer labs, but without a complete understanding of how to interpret them functionally, most providers end up treating only the test results instead of the person. With FDN, I can create simple, customized step by step health restoration plans for YOU. AND GET REAL RESULTS!
My spidey-sense was tingling before I got through the first paragraph, and the "I am a health detective!" just made me laugh. Is this as far out as it sounds? No, we're not going to the workshop.
Hello,
If you or someone you know have been having health complaints from digestive issues, arthritis, allergies, diabetes, depression, joint pain, migraines, ADHD, foggy brain, low energy, automimmune disorders, thyroid problems, inability to gain our lose weight, cholesterol problems, contact me or pass on my contact information. I have started helping people to identify the underlying causes of their health complaints and correcting body function so that most health problems simply disappear. I am a health detective!
The great part is that you don't have to go to an office to get the tests done, you'll get the kits, do the tests and send to the labs, I get the results and pass them onto you, and we do a consultation on Skype or phone for your functional interpretation. If you have been suffering or struggling remember, there are NO normal symptoms, there are only common symptoms. Just because many people have them, doesn't make them normal. They need to be checked out and I can help them check them.
If you wonder what kind of health detective I am, here is a little description:
What is FDN?
Functional Diagnostic Nutrition® (FDN) is a type of detective work that identifies the underlying causes and conditions that cause disease instead of treating symptoms. Using functional lab work, I recognize patterns of imbalance in the body and identify healing opportunities. As functional health coach I work with each client in a health building process using the powerful, proven, protocols of D.R.E.S.S. for Health Success® program. This natural, holistic approach yields the highest level of positive results for my clients. I don’t medicate, I educate! I don’t guess, I test! I know which labs to use and how to interpret the results. Some health coaches may offer labs, but without a complete understanding of how to interpret them functionally, most providers end up treating only the test results instead of the person. With FDN, I can create simple, customized step by step health restoration plans for YOU. AND GET REAL RESULTS!
My spidey-sense was tingling before I got through the first paragraph, and the "I am a health detective!" just made me laugh. Is this as far out as it sounds? No, we're not going to the workshop.
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Woo alert ! Lol4
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Functional Diagnostic Nutrition (FDN), the brainchild of Reed Davis, who has no background in medicine, is a relatively new company based in Poway, California. It claims to be related to the field of functional medicine (which is considered to be an alternative or pseudoscience) which focuses on a personalized approach to medicine in which a client’s health is determined through diagnostic tests.
So the founder of this program has no medical training and uses samples of urine and hair to determine immune function, detoxification ability, and hormonal balance in people. They then give people holistic treatments to fix "underlying" medical issues...that the person probably doesn't actually have. The company that certified this quack and his company has been in lots of trouble with the FDA, so you're right to avoid it.11 -
My husband got a text from one of his dojo mates. Apparently his wife is doing something with D.R.E.S.S. for Health Success and we have been invited to a "workshop" at their house. To wit:
Hello,
If you or someone you know have been having health complaints from digestive issues, arthritis, allergies, diabetes, depression, joint pain, migraines, ADHD, foggy brain, low energy, automimmune disorders, thyroid problems, inability to gain our lose weight, cholesterol problems, contact me or pass on my contact information. I have started helping people to identify the underlying causes of their health complaints and correcting body function so that most health problems simply disappear. I am a health detective!
The great part is that you don't have to go to an office to get the tests done, you'll get the kits, do the tests and send to the labs, I get the results and pass them onto you, and we do a consultation on Skype or phone for your functional interpretation. If you have been suffering or struggling remember, there are NO normal symptoms, there are only common symptoms. Just because many people have them, doesn't make them normal. They need to be checked out and I can help them check them.
If you wonder what kind of health detective I am, here is a little description:
What is FDN?
Functional Diagnostic Nutrition® (FDN) is a type of detective work that identifies the underlying causes and conditions that cause disease instead of treating symptoms. Using functional lab work, I recognize patterns of imbalance in the body and identify healing opportunities. As functional health coach I work with each client in a health building process using the powerful, proven, protocols of D.R.E.S.S. for Health Success® program. This natural, holistic approach yields the highest level of positive results for my clients. I don’t medicate, I educate! I don’t guess, I test! I know which labs to use and how to interpret the results. Some health coaches may offer labs, but without a complete understanding of how to interpret them functionally, most providers end up treating only the test results instead of the person. With FDN, I can create simple, customized step by step health restoration plans for YOU. AND GET REAL RESULTS!
My spidey-sense was tingling before I got through the first paragraph, and the "I am a health detective!" just made me laugh. Is this as far out as it sounds? No, we're not going to the workshop.
Sounds full of woo to me.1 -
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Then she sells you the cure for what ails you. Gotta Call BS on that one.0
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RUN2
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Major woo.0
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Big, smelly, steaming pile of woo. Run away.
"Functional" anything is usually a tip-off that it's woo and/or a scam.2 -
The wooiest of woo. You could play woo buzzword bingo with that text.5
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I'm almost go just for the craziness of it all.3
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I'm almost go just for the craziness of it all.
That's just what my husband said, and I'm tempted myself, only it might be rude to laugh in the middle of her spiel. I've dealt with her before; a few years ago she set herself up as a coach for some DVD exercise program and was pushing it hard at various events. I'm guessing this is just more of the same, now with more added woo.1 -
I'm almost go just for the craziness of it all.
That's just what my husband said, and I'm tempted myself, only it might be rude to laugh in the middle of her spiel. I've dealt with her before; a few years ago she set herself up as a coach for some DVD exercise program and was pushing it hard at various events. I'm guessing this is just more of the same, now with more added woo.
Sounds like someone has the MLM bug. I’ve completely lost patience with that crap - if you keep trying to sell me things, we aren’t friends.2 -
Well, your instincts were 100% correct on this one.
It’s funny, but if you look at the general tone and cadence of the pitch, it is basically the same way health woo has been peddled for the past 200 years.
The products change, but the scam remains the same.2 -
that ad read like a MLM bingo card3
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It's called diagnosis. It what physicians devote themselves to study for 8 years through medical school and residency, to learn how to do.
What she is doing is practicing without a license. That's horrible. She can do so much harm.2 -
Is a health detective like a holistic detective?
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Wait! Wait! Don’t run.
Go, but go prepared to counter every stupid thing they say with actual scientific facts.1 -
When I first read about functional medicine as a concept I was really intrigued. Our standard western healthcare does a great job of diagnosing and treating disease but a poor job of promoting health. We tend to wait until something is broken to do anything. My understand of the functional medicine approach was to proactively identify risk factors, trends, and whatnot and develop ways for patients to cultivate optimal health habits or routines.
The more I actually looked into functional medicine MDs and ancillary functional medicine fields the more I realized that it is almost exclusively made up of pseudoscience, charletains, and con artists out to make a buck. You’re better off sticking with traditional medicine, nutrition, and a healthy self education in epidemiology.5 -
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