My date with the person above me was going great until...
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she forgot to wear pants0
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She didn't like my skirt0
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My meds kicked in making me realize I had no date that night. Things got a little awkward so I went home and didn't leave my room for 2 days.0
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She didn’t realize that I was there and thought she had no date0
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He brought out the screech and we drank it all0
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She ran away because I tried to screech her in and to get her to kiss a codfish0
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Found out he was a Habs fan.0
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he wouldnt stop staring at the waitress.0
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She got a bit personal0
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I have feelings you know.1 -
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She called me Bill0
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Bill's meds hadn't kicked in. So when I asked Bill about his favorite color, he just said over and over with crazy eyes "my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"0
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He wouldn't stop stuttering0
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She burped louder than me0
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She wanted to sleep with friend0
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she wanted me to have alcohal0
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It's still going great
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »It's still going great
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He just stared at me1
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She swung from the chandelier0
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He brought up the wrong football team.0
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We realize we're dating the same guy1
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She showed up in spy costume.0
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She wanted a 3 some0
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He just disappeared, I got stuck with the bill0
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