We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Her dog kept trying to hump my leg...0
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He liked it too much
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She just laid there0
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He never wanted to get laid.0
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She wouldn't wear the outfit in the bedroom0
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He restricted himself to the bedroom0
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She tied me up in the bedroom and left me there0
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Wouldn't watch XFiles for the third time0
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Wouldn’t get matching tattoos0
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I couldn't keep up with his running0
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He kept running his mouth off.0
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She took off in her invisible plane and was never seen again0
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She politely declined my subtle advances0
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His advances weren't so subtle.. I had to break up with him when he stood in my front yard singing " Help me Rhonda" naked....
Uhmm my name isnt Rhonda..
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She found out I knew about the secret passageway in Lift's closet0
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Kept poking me with his damned sword!1
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Thought Facebook pokes were cool.
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Took me to amazon island and there wasn’t one single package.0
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All he wanted to do was sail0
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He kissed his arms more than me "Welcome to the gun show baby!" It all he ever said
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