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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He has to make a smiley face on his hamburger with the ketchup.... every time! It gets frustrating because he's not that good at it, and has to scrape it off when he doesn't do it right. Meanwhile we are all waiting to top our burgers with ketchup, but can't because he's taking too long.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    She looks after 3 baby ducklings , wherever she goes they follow in a line behind her.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She has a pet Koala named Francis
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    Has to take a sharpie pen and write "left" and "right" on the bottom of his shoes so he can figure out which foot to put them on. Also has to make an L with his thumb and index finger to find his "left" side.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    Has to take a sharpie pen and write "left" and "right" on the bottom of his shoes so he can figure out which foot to put them on. Also has to make an L with his thumb and index finger to find his "left" side.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She is jealous of his epic sharpie skills
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She makes people put a smiley face on all their food before they can eat it. If it isn't right she throws it away and makes them start again
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    Even after having received painfully detailed instructions, he still cannot make an acceptable smiley face on his food. He is no longer allowed to be first to use the ketchup.
  • michaelogle9284
    michaelogle9284 Posts: 337 Member
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    She is a stripper part time
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He's a stripper full time
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    We spent a year in the wilderness of Alaska living off the land .
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He's moving to Canada for the beer
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
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    She has multiple sets of legs and interchanges them for various events and life needs.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    She is planning a cross country walk but is right now researching which is the smallest country. Looking like Vatican city is being traversed this summer
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    Uses a cheese grater and extra coarse sandpaper to get the calluses off her feet so they look pretty in pictures.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She makes the wait staff sing happy birthday every time she dines out, which happens to be a couple times a week.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    AliNouveau wrote: »
    Olympic ski jumper

    World Champion Equestrian Rider
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    edited February 2018
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    hud54014 wrote: »
    She makes the wait staff sing happy birthday every time she dines out, which happens to be a couple times a week.

    She is the lead actress in the x-rated Walking Dead Season
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
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    He's actually Dr. Phil in disguise
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Is Dr. Phil's counsellor - that boy needs help!

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