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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He has never been to a beach before, has only seen pictures of one.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    This guy brought sexy back... Justin Timberlake just took the credit
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    hud is the lead meteorologist in town.
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    Was crowned Mr Drag Queen of Albuquerque on 2014
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She's wrestled midgets before professionally and lost
  • JDMac82
    JDMac82 Posts: 3,192 Member
    Is a 89 time underground cage fighting champion, undefeated as well as a world wide power lifting record holder for all lifts know to man and 7 not known to the developed world.
  • Irishsquid62
    Irishsquid62 Posts: 83 Member
    Convicted cat juggler.
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    Was once a tight rope walker but got kicked out of the circus for having an affair with the bearded lady
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He knows, because he is a PI that infiltrates and dismantles underground cat juggling rings
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Works with the traveling circus cleaning up after the elephants raeeawngpoim.jpg
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He applied for the same job but was passed over for someone with better poop catching skills

  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Applied for this job but fell on her head during the interview05oq25p08igb.jpg
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He is an amateur physician and sealed all my head wounds with Kleenex and superglue
  • BrianJohnson2015
    BrianJohnson2015 Posts: 68 Member
    Last Friday night shanked a guy at the bar for smacking her booty. Picked up by cops 3 hours later and is pending a court date early May. Expected to be let off on negligence of police protocol
  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
    On a personal mission to rid the world of all other Brian Johnsons. So far, 2015 have been eliminated.
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    Trains miniature ponies so he can start the Mini Kentucky Derby
  • BrianJohnson2015
    BrianJohnson2015 Posts: 68 Member
    Used to bully Taylor Swift and was the main attribute to the song shake it off being written
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
    Puts up profile pics of random people so we won't know his true identity.
  • BrianJohnson2015
    BrianJohnson2015 Posts: 68 Member
    Once tempted the devil to go to church
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He doesn't believe in ice, and uses spare change that he keeps in the freezer to cool his beverages
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Hobby is to recreate masterpieces like the Mona Lisa using dryer lint.
  • BrianJohnson2015
    BrianJohnson2015 Posts: 68 Member
    Once Multi millionaire entrepreneur who became wealthy buying crypto currency and then lost it all starting a dating website for dogs to meet
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    He's the Lead Singer for AC/DC.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He's taking miming classes he's stuck in a box right now
  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
    Semi-professional entymologist
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Acting president of the local feline appreciation club
  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    Acting president of the local feline appreciation club

    Depends on the variety of feline we are discussing.
  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
    Rents the use of her legs for stockings manufacturers
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Nylon salesman
  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
    Lives on royalties from the phrase "nothing beats a great pair of leggs"

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