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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He doesn't believe in ice, and uses spare change that he keeps in the freezer to cool his beverages
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    Hobby is to recreate masterpieces like the Mona Lisa using dryer lint.
  • BrianJohnson2015
    BrianJohnson2015 Posts: 68 Member
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    Once Multi millionaire entrepreneur who became wealthy buying crypto currency and then lost it all starting a dating website for dogs to meet
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    He's the Lead Singer for AC/DC.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He's taking miming classes he's stuck in a box right now
  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
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    Semi-professional entymologist
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Acting president of the local feline appreciation club
  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
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    AliNouveau wrote: »
    Acting president of the local feline appreciation club

    Depends on the variety of feline we are discussing.
  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
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    Rents the use of her legs for stockings manufacturers
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Nylon salesman
  • chohos
    chohos Posts: 94 Member
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    Lives on royalties from the phrase "nothing beats a great pair of leggs"
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Just wondering a gold medal in Olympic biathlon
    ........in his mind but he's telling everyone he won
  • BrianJohnson2015
    BrianJohnson2015 Posts: 68 Member
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    Stole a rascal scooter from an 80 year old man so she could stop walking backwards to work everyday
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    Teaches Zumba to senior citizens every Tuesday morning
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    Never outgrew her unhealthy obsession with John Travolta
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He's the one who always jams the copy machine in the office and walks away like nothing ever happened
  • MargaretLunan
    MargaretLunan Posts: 5,299 Member
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    lives in the north pole
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    One time she hung out with Elton John. Well not so much hung out as went to a concert. Ok she sold tickets to the concert but same thing really
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Got caught for scalping Elton John tickets and selling whippet baloons
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Hurts helium before making important phone calls - just to ke4p life exciting

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