We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She called me bro it was time we went our separate ways .0
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He tried to milk me when I was sleeping0
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He cried over spilled milk. And cheesy commercials. And hangnails. And well, everything...0
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She kept lassoing me and trying to get me to tell the truth about the Kennedy assasination.0
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Because he told me who shot JFK...0
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Insisted on dressing like everyday was comicon - it was kool until she started acting like the characters too...1
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She refused to get into character, beauty and the beast just didn't work0
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He insited on dressing up like wonder woman0
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He said he was going to become a monk so no sexy time
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She was too loud in bed and woke up neighbors0
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Was always too worried about what other people think!0
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Was out there.0
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Wasn't into experimentation0
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Is into experimentation with men0
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He wanted to sew extra parts onto himself to experiment0
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Because they just had to gay it up!0
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He was homophobic0
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Didn't. Like that he called it like it is.1
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We got in trouble with the FAA, apparently doing naughty things in an invisible jet is frowned upon in some places!0
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He had a problem with portion control
Clearly too much lettuce!0 -
First rule of sneak club.1
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He couldn't keep up0
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I can keep up kid you couldn’t keep up with me it be like weekend at Bernie’s and your Bernie:)0
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She was too spunky for me0
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He poured the milk first and then the cereal afterwards1
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He said he was just kicking the tires!0
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Told me my spare tire is too big. He wasn't referring to the one in my trunk.0
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She ran hard like the treadmill fell through the floor and crushed my boots0
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I was inappropriately pervy0
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