We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Didn't. Like that he called it like it is.1
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We got in trouble with the FAA, apparently doing naughty things in an invisible jet is frowned upon in some places!0
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He had a problem with portion control
Clearly too much lettuce!0 -
First rule of sneak club.1
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He couldn't keep up0
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I can keep up kid you couldn’t keep up with me it be like weekend at Bernie’s and your Bernie:)0
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She was too spunky for me0
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He poured the milk first and then the cereal afterwards1
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He said he was just kicking the tires!0
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Told me my spare tire is too big. He wasn't referring to the one in my trunk.0
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She ran hard like the treadmill fell through the floor and crushed my boots0
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I was inappropriately pervy0
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He made fun of my messy car that wasn't that messy.0
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He didn't support my dream of becoming a circus clown.0
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She insisted on where the shoes, wig and nose to bed0
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I came home to him wearing my shoes and wig. Not the clown ones.1
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He said I wasn't a good catch & threw me back in!0
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He disappeared with our lifes savings0
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We remembered we were both married...just not to each other!
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