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Damn that smile gets me!

She recently applied for a job at Tesla but got turned down, she now works for NASA developing the new Rocket Boosters..

He doesn't believe in flu shots and retreats to his compound in the desert until flu season has passed.

Punched a fish!

Can drink juice through her nose with a straw

I'm going camping with them

Invented soap-on-a-rope.

She hosts adult toy parties for a living. She's gets commission off each sale.

Likes to sew "American Girl" doll clothes in his spare time.

Is actually a clone. The original posts on MFP under a different name, but isn't nearly as active in the forums.

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