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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Writes Harry Potter fan fiction
  • 5x5SL
    5x5SL Posts: 130 Member
    Is just a pair of legs with no upper half.
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    wears nipple muffs not to avoid chafing but wants them to come into fashion
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    She likes to lure children away from their parents with her ice cream truck and then sell them Amway prducts
  • Renegade770
    Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member
    Is an original founding member of the New Kids on the Block fan club
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Once had an affair with Fergie when she was married to Prince Andrew.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Once ate a week old egg salad sandwich to get out of an exam
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    Tells people she is allergic to chocolate so men will think she will stay slim forever but then indulges when she is alone and hiding in a closet
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    matthewsark wrote: »
    Tells people she is allergic to chocolate so men will think she will stay slim forever but then indulges when she is alone and hiding in a closet

    That's generally correct - this is post a LIE.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Submits new flavour suggestions to condom companies
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
    Won’t give the flavor a chance
  • Irishsquid62
    Irishsquid62 Posts: 83 Member
    Briefly dated Jase Robertson while in high school.
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    Once smoked an entire pack of cigarettes only to realize they were candy cigarettes and now takes diabetic medication
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He likes to be dragged by his hair..
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    dated Teddy Roosevelt
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dated Roosevelt before me..
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Engaged in a threesome with FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Made a video of the romp and sold it online.. made a fortune.
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    Is aroused sexually by the Kool Aid man commercial where he breaks through the wall
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    edited March 2018
    Has a Tamagotchi cemetary in his backyard. He truly loved them but could not take on the responsibility of an exotic pet...
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    Was nicknamed "Toots" as she always brought her recorder to events and played an awful version of GREENSLEEVES
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Likes to be spanked and called princess buttercup.
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    Is still in her forties
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Number 1 Harry Potter fan. He's a Gryffindor
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    Likes to have her back rubbed while being called "Kitty Kitty Fuzz Muffin"
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    ChalkSlinger wrote: »
    Likes to have her back rubbed while being called "Kitty Kitty Fuzz Muffin"

    OMG another thing I told you not to tell
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    ChalkSlinger wrote: »
    Is still in her forties

    Lol.. you is funny..

    ^^ thats the lie.. :D
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Likes to go to the shop by horse and cart .
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Poisoned my horse.

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