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  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    She wanted to be a tight rope walker but was too afraid of heights
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    She cries every time a sad commercial comes on TV
  • Alimacbean
    Alimacbean Posts: 120 Member
    So does he.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He tells everyone here he's a super famous actor but can't reveal his face. For $20 he'll make sure you get a part in his next movie though
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Has developed inch-thick, hoof-like calluses on the soles of her feet from never wearing shoes.
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    Claims to be Catholic and Muslim and Jewish so she can legally take off ALL religious holidays with pay
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    ChalkSlinger wrote: »
    Claims to be Catholic and Muslim and Jewish so she can legally take off ALL religious holidays with pay

    Observing Lent, Ramadan, and Yom Kippur is one way to keep trim.

    @ChalkSlinger lives among the mole people of the NYC subway tunnels
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    Where a skin tight suit, mask and drives a fast car in her spare time.
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    Tells people he is Louis CK and is now pissed off that saying it can't get him chicks but restraining orders
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
    Huge Justin beaber fan thinks bring your daughter to the slaughter is a boys to men song.
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
    Makes the airplane noise with a spoon when feeding himself.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    Likes to ride her bike to the drive in movies with a lawn chair strapped to her back
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    claims his nipple clamps are for "medicinal purposes"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He is world hula hoop champion
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She is the inventor of the Didgeridoont
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
    His tattoos were done with permanent markers and he has to outline them every morning before work.
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    Likes to draw inappropriate additions to children's coloring books with a Sharpie then put them on toy store shelves
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
    Likes to go to Wal-Mart and sit in the middle of the aisle and eat pretzels off the shelf
  • Renegade770
    Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member
    Does 55 on the interstate in the left lane just to be annoying
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    He tailgates Mizz honking his horn the whole time
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
    Yells out the window and flips the bird at people going 55 on the interstate.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Gave me a lapdance yesterday.
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    Can really tell the difference between butter and I cant believe its not butter
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Can't tell the difference between chalk and pencil
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
    Watched me give Slim a lap dance and got jealous and started to cry.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She has a whole entourage that travels around with her. She has to charter a tour bus to go to the market
  • MargaretLunan
    MargaretLunan Posts: 5,299 Member
    thinks he is Yosemite SAM from the cartoons
  • UltraVegAthlete
    UltraVegAthlete Posts: 667 Member
    He only tells the truth
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Once wrote an apology letter to a carrot.
  • MargaretLunan
    MargaretLunan Posts: 5,299 Member
    is a playboy bunny

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