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  • Alimacbean
    Alimacbean Posts: 120 Member
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    He wakes up his dog by spooning and whispering sweet nothings in his ear.
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
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    She wanted to be a tight rope walker but was too afraid of heights
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
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    She cries every time a sad commercial comes on TV
  • Alimacbean
    Alimacbean Posts: 120 Member
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    So does he.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He tells everyone here he's a super famous actor but can't reveal his face. For $20 he'll make sure you get a part in his next movie though
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    Has developed inch-thick, hoof-like calluses on the soles of her feet from never wearing shoes.
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
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    Claims to be Catholic and Muslim and Jewish so she can legally take off ALL religious holidays with pay
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    ChalkSlinger wrote: »
    Claims to be Catholic and Muslim and Jewish so she can legally take off ALL religious holidays with pay

    Observing Lent, Ramadan, and Yom Kippur is one way to keep trim.

    @ChalkSlinger lives among the mole people of the NYC subway tunnels
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    Where a skin tight suit, mask and drives a fast car in her spare time.
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
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    Tells people he is Louis CK and is now pissed off that saying it can't get him chicks but restraining orders
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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    Huge Justin beaber fan thinks bring your daughter to the slaughter is a boys to men song.
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
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    Makes the airplane noise with a spoon when feeding himself.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    Likes to ride her bike to the drive in movies with a lawn chair strapped to her back
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
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    claims his nipple clamps are for "medicinal purposes"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He is world hula hoop champion
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She is the inventor of the Didgeridoont
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
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    His tattoos were done with permanent markers and he has to outline them every morning before work.
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
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    Likes to draw inappropriate additions to children's coloring books with a Sharpie then put them on toy store shelves
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
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    Likes to go to Wal-Mart and sit in the middle of the aisle and eat pretzels off the shelf
  • Renegade770
    Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member
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    Does 55 on the interstate in the left lane just to be annoying

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