Snarky..

koosdel
koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
Hypothetical situation;

I ate 980 Cals today, and burnt 400 on the elliptical. I'm still hungry, should I cut down on the vitamin C or exercise less?

Do you prefer the "What!? Did you break your helmet when you fell out of the short bus.. eat you moron!" type of snarky friend?
Or maybe the "Oh bless your heart... your so pretty!" type?
Or.. the "I got your protein right here!" type?

I prefer the first, because I already know I'm pretty and I have my own protein.

How about you?

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  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member
    lmfao
  • TankGirl71
    TankGirl71 Posts: 241 Member
    I prefer the strong silent type, as the forums have made me mourn the death of critical reasoning in our society. Intellectual curiosity seems to be in its death throes as well. But maybe.... on some magical planet, urine from a narwhal in estrus can make you lose 20 lbs overnight.
  • keb80
    keb80 Posts: 394
    I'd like a combination of the second and third options... :tongue:
  • Missashley9
    Missashley9 Posts: 29
    Definitely the first. I can't stand to hear people complain about not being able to lose weight, but then they exercise too much and eat too little. They don't understand the whole "food is your body's fuel" concept. Whatev. LOL
  • TS65
    TS65 Posts: 1,024 Member
    I like the delete option. I'm tired of people whining about not losing weight, but fail to follow the rules.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I like the enablers. The "drink some more water so your belly fills full" type.

    But I'm a drunk, so I gravitate to that type. :bigsmile:
  • PurpleCoookie
    PurpleCoookie Posts: 334
    I like the first option
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    I prefer the strong silent type, as the forums have made me mourn the death of critical reasoning in our society. Intellectual curiosity seems to be in its death throes as well. But maybe.... on some magical planet, urine from a narwhal in estrus can make you lose 20 lbs overnight.

    That might be my favorite post yet.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Hypothetical situation;

    I ate 980 Cals today, and burnt 400 on the elliptical. I'm still hungry, should I cut down on the vitamin C or exercise less?

    Do you prefer the "What!? Did you break your helmet when you fell out of the short bus.. eat you moron!" type of snarky friend?
    Or maybe the "Oh bless your heart... your so pretty!" type?
    Or.. the "I got your protein right here!" type?

    I prefer the first, because I already know I'm pretty and I have my own protein.

    How about you?

    This is NOT a dating site,take it somewhere else.

    Now excuse me as TOM has me feeling down.
  • CaptainMFP
    CaptainMFP Posts: 440 Member
    Definitely the first...though may I be struck down by my MFP friends in a hail of lightning if I EVER post a question like that! :laugh:
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I'm just glad that people don't ignore me.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    I prefer snarky........but a little flattery and protein never hurt anyone!
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    LMFAO!!! Well played, well played! :happy:

    Or should i say...PANTS!:bigsmile:
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    you should really watch your sodium, DRINK MORE WATER and try Jillian Michael 30 DS.

    and what's the point of exercising if you're going to take vitamin C it doesn't make sense
  • Jennjenn1974
    Jennjenn1974 Posts: 350 Member
    I am the " I got your protein right here " kind of friend.


    I prefer to stay with my own kind :wink:
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
    are you making fun of me?
    sometimes it's just really hard to eat that much.
  • AI1108
    AI1108 Posts: 488 Member
    I prefer the "stop wasting my time b!@$%.. go read the sticky's for new members or search the f!@#$%-ing boards for 'eat all calories' and stop asking dumb questions that have already been answered" type lol
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    I prefer the "stop wasting my time b!@$%.. go read the sticky's for new members or search the f!@#$%-ing boards for 'eat all calories' and stop asking dumb questions that have already been answered" type lol

    thanks but is lean cuisine good to eat?
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I prefer the "stop wasting my time b!@$%.. go read the sticky's for new members or search the f!@#$%-ing boards for 'eat all calories' and stop asking dumb questions that have already been answered" type lol

    thanks but is lean cuisine good to eat?

    It's got LEAN right there in the name, OBVIOUSLY it's good for you.

    I like them to get all three options in one sweetly lewd comment.
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    Omg! I'm so glad I check your threads when I see them. They ALWAYS make me laugh... I 'm going with option one.
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    I prefer the "stop wasting my time b!@$%.. go read the sticky's for new members or search the f!@#$%-ing boards for 'eat all calories' and stop asking dumb questions that have already been answered" type lol

    thanks but is lean cuisine good to eat?

    It's got LEAN right there in the name, OBVIOUSLY it's good for you.

    I like them to get all three options in one sweetly lewd comment.

    I like how you think! Lol!
  • SiltyPigeon
    SiltyPigeon Posts: 920 Member
    This is what happens when you lick walls painted before 1978. You go over your daily goal for lead.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    It's got LEAN right there in the name, OBVIOUSLY it's good for you.

    I like them to get all three options in one sweetly lewd comment.

    I like how you think! Lol!

    That would be because I'm brilliant. People are drawn to brilliance.
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