My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    said he didn't believe in magic until I turned hum into a toad.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She turned me into a toad, then told me she only kissed frogs!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He gave me warts :lol:
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She ordered frog legs
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He started telling me what I should order! :angry:
  • angel4732
    angel4732 Posts: 14,898 Member
    She fell off her chair, after her umpteenth glass of wine
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She hit me with a chair!
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She was counting my drinks! I was drinking Iced Tea! From Long Island :wink:
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
    He started jumping from Long Island through Manhattan to Cuba Libre and by the time he got to the S on the beach the Tequila sun rose and things got Black out Russian
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    Tequila made my clothes fall off. She promptly picked them all up and left with them.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    My expectation was that he would show up fully clothed.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She didn't like my lack of tanlines
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He suggested I try to find his tanlines and handed me a magnifying glass
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    hud54014 wrote: »
    He suggested I try to find his tanlines and handed me a magnifying glass
    She used the magnifying glass to kill ants.

    He told me I had a purty mouth
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He didn't like when I called him Purdy Boy
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    She passed out on the dance floor
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited March 2018

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    MzIrish wrote: »
    She passed out on the dance floor

    OMG So last night I went to Blues and Swing Jam after church. It was an extra long church service (Palm Sunday) and I completely forgot to take my heart meds. I was Swing Dancing a lot!!! Then out of nowhere I almost passed out because my heart was racing and I was dizzy and ended up vomiting! My daughter works there and nearly called 911! Eventually my meds kicked in and I am fine now! I had No alcohol whatsoever...

  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    OMG So last night I went to Blues and Swing Jam after church. It was an extra long church service (Palm Sunday) and I completely forgot to take my heart meds. I was Swing Dancing a lot!!! Then out of nowhere I almost passed out because my heart was racing and I was dizzy and ended up vomiting! My daughter works there and nearly called 911! Eventually my meds kicked in and I am fine now! I had No alcohol whatsoever...


    Whoa !!!! BE careful girl !! Glad you're ok <3
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    OMG So last night I went to Blues and Swing Jam after church. It was an extra long church service (Palm Sunday) and I completely forgot to take my heart meds. I was Swing Dancing a lot!!! Then out of nowhere I almost passed out because my heart was racing and I was dizzy and ended up vomiting! My daughter works there and nearly called 911! Eventually my meds kicked in and I am fine now! I had No alcohol whatsoever...

    Poor thing!! That must have been so scary!! So glad you are ok <3<3<3
  • Strawberries0089
    Strawberries0089 Posts: 229 Member
    She started drinking too much and trying to fight the waiter
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She started hitting on the Waiter and the group of guys at the next table
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    She wore I hate you socks lok
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    She asked me to go for a walk in the forest. It all went downhill from there.
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
    It turned out he is not chocolate.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She ate my chocolate bunny I was saving
  • Renegade770
    Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member
    she was into the chocolate bunny more than me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    All he could talk about was past gf :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He wanted me to dress up as a PB Bunny to impress his friends
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
    He insisted I get my *kitten* back to work, went in for a kiss on the forehead, ended up tripping on his foot and we both woke up in the hospital.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    No.. "until" it's still going great ;)
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