We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She left me hanging with a husband and no one to share him with. Rude!1
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She had odd pets0
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Was allergic to my cats0
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Every Tuesday and Wednesday, she’d break my heart - oh, Thursday didn't even start and Friday...0
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Expected me to be nice every single day of the week!0
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She said it was time for her to upgrade to a newer model0
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I asked him to share his nuggets and he threw the dipping sauce right at my head. I've never seen such selfish behavior in my life.0
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She stopped hosing me0
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Besides being hosed, he also wanted to be tarred and feathered! Freak!
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Every time I said I wanted to get physical, they gave me a physical! Turning my head and coughing is not foreplay! And their hands were ice cold!0
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Always came home shivering and shrunken!
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She wouldn't read me bedtime stories0
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he forgot to tell me that he was a lunatic0
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She doesn’t like lunatics0
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I didn't forget, we voted and by majority decision we decided not to tell youTorontoDiane wrote: »he forgot to tell me that he was a lunatic
She got tired of me reacting famous movie scenes in public0 -
He told me to call him Darth Vader.0
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She breathed like Darth Vader0
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He spoke like Yoda whenever he got mad0
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He told me "Do or do not. There is no try." Well.. I didn't want "to do" right then.0
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She NEVER been wanted to "do it"!
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Fab and me? We didn't break up. She is awesome!1
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He just couldn't overcome his breakup from Fab0
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She didn’t know we were dating so....0
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I found lipstick marks on his shorts
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I caught him in bed with the toaster! WTH!0
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He said he hates superhero’s...0
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That’s a great movie all jokes aside0
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He insisted on using a bandaid to fix his glasses... Nerds!
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She hated basic first aid0
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Hahahhaha fixing my glasses is a deal breaker? You’re a tough one to impress hahaFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He insisted on using a bandaid to fix his glasses... Nerds!
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