We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Wouldn't flush my pipes.
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He wouldn't let me buy any more running shoes.1
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He's a 5 stage clinger, and he thinks I'm a female dog ✌0
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He wanted to eat my goldfish0
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She didn't know the difference between a She and a He! I work hard being a She Dammit!!!0
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Damn lag...
She broke all my shoes because I wouldn't give her a pair0 -
She once told me to "grow a pair"0
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I kept stepping on her foot0
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He was a horrible Dancer!0
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He ate the entire box of my favorite cereal!0
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You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you...0
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He kept insisting I turn around and would call me bright eyes0
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Every now and then she fell apart...2
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He left all his Women in bits and pieces0
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She got new boots and they walked all over me0
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She could only make love while listening to the theme from Star Trek.0
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She goes out walking after midnight but never searching for me...0
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He got lost!0
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It was midnight at the oasis, I offered to be his belly dancer prancer but he refused to be my shiek0
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She's a city girl. Too worldly for my innocent naivete.0
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