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Corniest Jokes/Puns
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I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.9
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What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.5
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You're right. There are no more cookies left.1
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The word Diputseromneve may look ridiculous but backwards it’s even more stupid.4
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I lost my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.5
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.3
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Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.2
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don't know, don't care.4
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I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.2
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What blood type do pessimists have...B negative.1
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want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? never mind its tear-able.2
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.1 -
gophermatt wrote: »What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
That’s udderly ridiculous!4 -
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.3
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I have a joke about steak but it's never well done...2
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I lost my voice today.
I can't tell you how annoying it is.2 -
Did you hear about the Germans who got food poisoning?
It was the wurst.1 -
I don't trust people that can't sit or stand.
They're always lying.3 -
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the Ocean?
Bob.3 -
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.5 -
Can I get a picture, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can I?1 -
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?0
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If a red head goes crazy is it called ginger snaps?1
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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.6
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What do the Romans use to cut their pizza?
lil Ceasers1 -
cowbellsandcoffee wrote: »I have a joke about steak but it's never well done...
a good joke about a steak is very rare
*badumtssss*2
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