Somebody lectured me about Splenda today

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  • mph323
    mph323 Posts: 3,563 Member
    I like this as a rude response, I need to learn how to nail the accent.

    https://youtu.be/FWBUl7oT9sA

    ((Monty Python))

    You made my day :)
  • dsboohead
    dsboohead Posts: 1,899 Member
    vingogly wrote: »
    "That's bad for you!"
    "That's not what nunya says."
    "Who?"
    "Nunya business."

    HA! :D
  • PAV8888
    PAV8888 Posts: 14,332 Member
    edited May 2018
    dsboohead wrote: »
    So I can burn off a packet by walking to the toilet? Yeah for me :/

    A packet of Splenda is 3.36 Cal and you burn it with a trip to the toilet.

    A packet of Sugar is 10.8 Cal. If *I* "walk to the toilet" I get to burn that. Should I not log any sugar I use?

    Where do YOU draw the line as to what to log and what not to log?

    The FDA agrees with you by the way... which is why manufacturers get to list products that are less than 5 Cal in the serving size they are customarily eaten in as ZERO Cal.

    And manufacturers take full advantage of this and of the 20% rule to shoe-horn what they can in the ZERO calorie league.

    And consumers also take full advantage of all the wonderful ZERO Cal items... and possibly eat just a tad more than what the manufacturers claim is "customarily" eaten as a portion size!
  • missh1967
    missh1967 Posts: 661 Member
    mph323 wrote: »
    And of course, now I'm thinking of all the things I could have said if I was just a little bit quicker on my feet - did anyone actually think fast enough to make a good comeback?

    I usually just blurt out, "That's a load of s.h.i.t."
  • 2baninja
    2baninja Posts: 519 Member
    Usually when someone makes a comment to me on anything that I didn't ask for or agree with, I'll just go - oh, ok, with a look on my face that says, really, did I ask your opinion? I work in retail, so I've learned to keep my mouth shut....
  • dsboohead
    dsboohead Posts: 1,899 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    PAV8888 wrote: »
    dsboohead wrote: »
    So I can burn off a packet by walking to the toilet? Yeah for me :/

    A packet of Splenda is 3.36 Cal and you burn it with a trip to the toilet.

    A packet of Sugar is 10.8 Cal. If *I* "walk to the toilet" I get to burn that. Should I not log any sugar I use?

    Where do YOU draw the line as to what to log and what not to log?

    The FDA agrees with you by the way... which is why manufacturers get to list products that are less than 5 Cal in the serving size they are customarily eaten in as ZERO Cal.

    And manufacturers take full advantage of this and of the 20% rule to shoe-horn what they can in the ZERO calorie league.

    And consumers also take full advantage of all the wonderful ZERO Cal items... and possibly eat just a tad more than what the manufacturers claim is "customarily" eaten as a portion size!

    If you burn when you go to the toilet, you should see your doctor.

    Lol*!
  • annaskiski
    annaskiski Posts: 1,212 Member
    My pat answer to any critique of me is something like "I'm glad you do everything perfectly and are now able to coach others. I hope someday I do everything perfectly too." It works in all cases whether someone tells me I'm making wrong food choices, I dress wrong, I can't drive, my kids are ugly, whatever the case may be.

    You need to learn karate...
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