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We need to laugh

bigdane321
bigdane321 Posts: 233 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
WEIGHT LOSS HUMOR

ONE WHO INDULGES
BULGES.

HE WHO STUFFETH..
PUFFETH!

PRACTICE GIRTH CONTROL

LOOSE LIPS
BROAD HIPS

TOUGH COOKIES DON'T CRUMBLE

I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.
I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.

OBESITY IS REALLY WIDESPREAD.

I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM DOING.

Weight-loss advice to an obese patient: "LET'S KEEP IT SIMPLE...JUST EAT THE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE."

DIETER'S PRAYER

AS I WAKE UP FROM MY SLEEP
I PRAY MY DIET I MAY KEEP
BUT IF TEMPTATION MAKES ME SLIP,
I PRAY THE LORD MY PANTS WON'T RIP.

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  • bigdane321
    bigdane321 Posts: 233 Member
    WEIGHT LOSS HUMOR

    ONE WHO INDULGES
    BULGES.

    HE WHO STUFFETH..
    PUFFETH!

    PRACTICE GIRTH CONTROL

    LOOSE LIPS
    BROAD HIPS

    TOUGH COOKIES DON'T CRUMBLE

    I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.
    I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.

    OBESITY IS REALLY WIDESPREAD.

    I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM DOING.

    Weight-loss advice to an obese patient: "LET'S KEEP IT SIMPLE...JUST EAT THE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE."

    DIETER'S PRAYER

    AS I WAKE UP FROM MY SLEEP
    I PRAY MY DIET I MAY KEEP
    BUT IF TEMPTATION MAKES ME SLIP,
    I PRAY THE LORD MY PANTS WON'T RIP.
  • banks1850
    banks1850 Posts: 3,475 Member
    I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM DOING.

    Dane, with your permission, I think I just found my mantra!:tongue:
  • bigdane321
    bigdane321 Posts: 233 Member
    It's your enjoy
  • Christy421
    Christy421 Posts: 30
    hahaha i'm cracking up over here...especially with the I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM DOING.

    :laugh:
  • dogwdots
    dogwdots Posts: 146
    Definetly need to keep laughing. It has been an extremely tough week:happy: and I needed a smile. thanks!
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    Thank you bigdane.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I think we all need a good laugh(s) throughout the day.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • RunningRatty
    RunningRatty Posts: 161
    :happy:
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