We need to laugh
bigdane321
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WEIGHT LOSS HUMOR
ONE WHO INDULGES
BULGES.
HE WHO STUFFETH..
PUFFETH!
PRACTICE GIRTH CONTROL
LOOSE LIPS
BROAD HIPS
TOUGH COOKIES DON'T CRUMBLE
I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.
I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.
OBESITY IS REALLY WIDESPREAD.
I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM DOING.
Weight-loss advice to an obese patient: "LET'S KEEP IT SIMPLE...JUST EAT THE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE."
DIETER'S PRAYER
AS I WAKE UP FROM MY SLEEP
I PRAY MY DIET I MAY KEEP
BUT IF TEMPTATION MAKES ME SLIP,
I PRAY THE LORD MY PANTS WON'T RIP.
ONE WHO INDULGES
BULGES.
HE WHO STUFFETH..
PUFFETH!
PRACTICE GIRTH CONTROL
LOOSE LIPS
BROAD HIPS
TOUGH COOKIES DON'T CRUMBLE
I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.
I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.
OBESITY IS REALLY WIDESPREAD.
I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM DOING.
Weight-loss advice to an obese patient: "LET'S KEEP IT SIMPLE...JUST EAT THE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE."
DIETER'S PRAYER
AS I WAKE UP FROM MY SLEEP
I PRAY MY DIET I MAY KEEP
BUT IF TEMPTATION MAKES ME SLIP,
I PRAY THE LORD MY PANTS WON'T RIP.
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WEIGHT LOSS HUMOR
ONE WHO INDULGES
BULGES.
HE WHO STUFFETH..
PUFFETH!
PRACTICE GIRTH CONTROL
LOOSE LIPS
BROAD HIPS
TOUGH COOKIES DON'T CRUMBLE
I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.
I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.
OBESITY IS REALLY WIDESPREAD.
I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM DOING.
Weight-loss advice to an obese patient: "LET'S KEEP IT SIMPLE...JUST EAT THE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE."
DIETER'S PRAYER
AS I WAKE UP FROM MY SLEEP
I PRAY MY DIET I MAY KEEP
BUT IF TEMPTATION MAKES ME SLIP,
I PRAY THE LORD MY PANTS WON'T RIP.0 -
I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM DOING.
Dane, with your permission, I think I just found my mantra!0 -
It's your enjoy0
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hahaha i'm cracking up over here...especially with the I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM DOING.
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Definetly need to keep laughing. It has been an extremely tough week:happy: and I needed a smile. thanks!0
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Thank you bigdane.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I think we all need a good laugh(s) throughout the day.0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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:happy:0
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