I really should warn you...

SwannySez
SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
edited November 27 in Chit-Chat
Because I have ten minutes to spare at lunch today...

What warnings would you offer your fellow MFPers about your friends?

I really should warn you that if @caco_ethes offers to send you a pic of her baby factory? It's pic of her GIANT uterus which she had sealed in a block of lucite and keeps it on her mantle.
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  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    I should warn you...if @SurfyPantsResurrected offers to take you surfing...do not believe her...that ax is not for knocking off jelly fish tentacles.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    It weighed less than 50 8-balls (or was it 58 balls?), hardly enormous!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    It weighed less than 50 8-balls (or was it 58 balls?), hardly enormous!

    50 8 balls from a pool table would weigh 5.5 oz x 50. So 275 ounces or 17.1875 lbs.

    That's 1.22768 Stones.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    It weighed less than 50 8-balls (or was it 58 balls?), hardly enormous!

    50 8 balls from a pool table would weigh 5.5 oz x 50. So 275 ounces or 17.1875 lbs.

    That's 1.22768 Stones.

    Yeah. Like I said, less than that.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    It weighed less than 50 8-balls (or was it 58 balls?), hardly enormous!

    50 8 balls from a pool table would weigh 5.5 oz x 50. So 275 ounces or 17.1875 lbs.

    That's 1.22768 Stones.

    But I only know her uterus in grams

    7796.12 grams
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited June 2018
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    I should want you about @cee134's daily puns
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    This is a good one. Every morning I check mfp and I scroll passed them and I roll my eyes and I get made when I chuckle at them.

    In before the Edits. B)

    Also, what else are we supposed to use our wall for?
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    I should want you about @cee134's daily puns
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    This is a good one. Every morning I check mfp and I scroll passed them and I roll my eyes and I get made when I chuckle at them.

    In before the Edits. B)

    You are infuriating

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    I should want you about @cee134's daily puns
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    This is a good one. Every morning I check mfp and I scroll passed them and I roll my eyes and I get made when I chuckle at them.

    In before the Edits. B)

    Also, what else are we supposed to use our wall for?

    Damn that's fast, I edited within the same minute

    Truth be told it was @DeadliftsAndSprinkles that quoted you. I just used that quote. It was a two for one.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    I should want you about @cee134's daily puns
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    This is a good one. Every morning I check mfp and I scroll passed them and I roll my eyes and I get made when I chuckle at them.

    In before the Edits. B)

    Also, what else are we supposed to use our wall for?

    Damn that's fast, I edited within the same minute

    Truth be told it was @DeadliftsAndSprinkles that quoted you. I just used that quote. It was a two for one.

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    Yes but I DIDN'T judge her mistake unlike SOME people

    I don't judge them either. I just take notes for historical reasons.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    @leut_underpants likes to show off bulges in pastel pants
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I should warn you that if @slimgirljo15 offers to show you her basement you may not be going home for awhile

    Shhhhh.. you'll scare away the next vict.. ermmm house guests ;)
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Keep highly flammable items away from @caco_ethes

    :lol:
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    No matter what she says, @DeadliftsAndSprinkles isn't actually sorry. About anything

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    I love this one :joy:
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    I really should warn you, if you’re new around here there’s a message glitch that prevents non-friends from receiving your PMs until you have both messaged each other of your own accord
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  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I really should warn you, if you’re new around here there’s a message glitch that prevents non-friends from receiving your PMs until you have both messaged each other of your own accord

    I have marked this as "insightful"
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    2VORNT2V wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I really should warn you, if you’re new around here there’s a message glitch that prevents non-friends from receiving your PMs until you have both messaged each other of your own accord

    I have marked this as "insightful"

    Noted

  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I really should warn you, if you’re new around here there’s a message glitch that prevents non-friends from receiving your PMs until you have both messaged each other of your own accord

    What new blood are you trying to message?

    Respect the vag-

    Dammit, this isn’t the vag thread

    I was giving a heads up to all the new members as there are so many of them
  • bojack3
    bojack3 Posts: 1,483 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I really should warn you, if you’re new around here there’s a message glitch that prevents non-friends from receiving your PMs until you have both messaged each other of your own accord

    Damn! I have been sending special pics for months.....waiting patiently for responses...
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    bojack3 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I really should warn you, if you’re new around here there’s a message glitch that prevents non-friends from receiving your PMs until you have both messaged each other of your own accord

    Damn! I have been sending special pics for months.....waiting patiently for responses...

    I got them, stud. ;)
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I really have to warn you, @MeeseeksAndDestroy has dice that can turn into winged fairies and carry her prey, uh, I mean friends to her Neverland fortress/paradise.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    bojack3 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I really should warn you, if you’re new around here there’s a message glitch that prevents non-friends from receiving your PMs until you have both messaged each other of your own accord

    Damn! I have been sending special pics for months.....waiting patiently for responses...

    You didn’t get my responses??

    Be warned that if you received cat pics from me, it was an accident
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