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Pickup Lines

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    natty_or_not wrote: »
    If you were a fruit you’d be a FINEapple

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    Fineapple on pizza, amiright?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    rickswifey83 wrote: »
    You must be from Tennessee, because you're the only Ten I See

    Also,

    You must be from Texas, because I want to text-that-*kitten*.
  • Wheelhouse15
    Wheelhouse15 Posts: 5,575 Member
    My best pick up line is generally 130lb test.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Do you have kik? The messaging on MFP is such a pain to use.

    It is

    So it works, I win the thread right?
  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
    edited June 2018
    I think I suck at this lol (photography humor)
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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    I prefer "Hi, I'm so & so. Nice to meet you."

    Unless of course if he came to me with his junk in his hand and said "Hi, I'm so & so. Nice to meat you." Then I'd make some crack about how 'ballsy' he is. Ahh, a perfect romance. :lol::lol:
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    I am well off and decently hung without attachment issues. Wanna head home and make uncontrollable chipmunk noises?
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    https://youtu.be/whY9MKlvisI
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    Care to try and help spot reduce my peen?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    rickswifey83 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    rickswifey83 wrote: »
    You must be from Tennessee, because you're the only Ten I See

    Also,

    You must be from Texas, because I want to text-that-*kitten*.

    I actually am from Texas

    :o Well I'm actually from Tennessee.

    ...is what I would say if I were from Tennessee.
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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    When I was a Marine and was on leave, my buddy walked up to a gal and asked "How about I stick my mug in your muff?" Apparently she was okay with it. They began dating and stayed together the whole time we were stationed at Camp Pendleton. I thought for sure that he was going to get smacked.
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  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    edited June 2018
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    so I have this unopened bag of doritos...

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    That should work well with the ladies in the doritos thread. :D
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  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    I've lost my voice.
    *sorry it's all I got.

    Don’t need a voice to use dat mouf, grill
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  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    You look like a tall glass of water and I’m thirsty.
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