Pickup Lines

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    Hey baby do you have two nipples for a dime?

    @caco_ethes

    That is awful :joy:
  • TomFit18
    TomFit18 Posts: 2,582 Member
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    Do you have kik? The messaging on MFP is such a pain to use.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    edited June 2018
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    It's all in the chemistry. You don't need one single word or pick up line. If you've got the right eye techniques, the subtle sideward glance, the half smile without looking over eager, if you've got all of your soul on your face you don't need tricks. See that Tom up there, that's what I'm talking about. ;)

    One more thing, don't be sending us your belly button selfies. Those are ridic.
  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
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    I have no venereal diseases, wanna go for a spin?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    Your face makes my *kitten* cry

    Sorry, I'll eventually wear you down.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    natty_or_not wrote: »
    If you were a fruit you’d be a FINEapple

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    Fineapple on pizza, amiright?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    rickswifey83 wrote: »
    You must be from Tennessee, because you're the only Ten I See

    Also,

    You must be from Texas, because I want to text-that-*kitten*.
  • Wheelhouse15
    Wheelhouse15 Posts: 5,575 Member
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    My best pick up line is generally 130lb test.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Do you have kik? The messaging on MFP is such a pain to use.

    It is

    So it works, I win the thread right?
  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
    edited June 2018
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    I think I suck at this lol (photography humor)
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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    I prefer "Hi, I'm so & so. Nice to meet you."

    Unless of course if he came to me with his junk in his hand and said "Hi, I'm so & so. Nice to meat you." Then I'd make some crack about how 'ballsy' he is. Ahh, a perfect romance. :lol::lol:
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
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    I am well off and decently hung without attachment issues. Wanna head home and make uncontrollable chipmunk noises?

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