My momma told me...

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  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
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    craygslyst1 wrote: »
    That I’d go blind.....

    Still 20/20.

    Palms are hairy? Because that's the other side effect. :wink:
  • mrdowell2017
    mrdowell2017 Posts: 53 Member
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    that crocodiles are angry because they got all them teeth and no tooth brush
  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
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    If you don’t use it, you lose it...

    ...can’t remember what she was talking about...I think when she was teaching me Spanish...

    ...I have since expanded it to include things other than languages...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    "Because I said so" and "eat your vegetables or you'll be there all night till you do" :(
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    Eat your food otherwise it’s disrespectful to the people starving in Africa.

    I wish i could like this 50 times :D
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
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    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    When I was a kid my mom always said " We don't lick people"! When I became a adult I realized it was all a lie.

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  • Ulfgard
    Ulfgard Posts: 49 Member
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    https://youtu.be/AQGXa3FiXKM
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    Go ask your father. I'm off the clock.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    kam26001 wrote: »
    Go ask your father. I'm off the clock.

    Haha...ya true
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
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    Let's play the silent game and whoever wins gets a snapple. Worked on us when we were really young but led to cheating via pinching each other
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    Fine then, starve to death.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    "because I said so, that's why."
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    No son of mine is wearing that.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    kam26001 wrote: »
    No son of mine is wearing that.

    So did you just emancipate yourself? :wink:
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    kam26001 wrote: »
    No son of mine is wearing that.

    OMG what was it? Did it require a corset or a slip?
    Even worse- Tevas with socks!

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    (See, Mom... it's all over the fashion blogs now.)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    kam26001 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    kam26001 wrote: »
    No son of mine is wearing that.

    OMG what was it? Did it require a corset or a slip?
    Even worse- Tevas with socks!

    tumblr_lwmno4nqPW1r7gileo1_400.jpg

    (See, Mom... it's all over the fashion blogs now.)

    Your mum was right..
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,817 Member
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    There’d be days like this
  • PangPangPrincess109
    PangPangPrincess109 Posts: 63 Member
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    "You don't believe a black cow give white milk"
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    If 2 siblings were arguing and getting in a tit for tat fight my mom would knock us both in the heads or bonk our heads together :D and say its fair now drop it.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    That if I didn't eat my vegetables, she would take me to the doctor to get the vegetable shot. :sad:

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