We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

Alarming facts about you

2

Replies

  • BrSpiritus
    BrSpiritus Posts: 190 Member
    I got kicked out of high school mid sophomore year

    I almost got kicked out Junior year for knocking a tooth out of the school bully. Back then though we could actually face down our bullies as victims and not get expelled.
  • skctilidie
    skctilidie Posts: 1,404 Member
    I spend so many of my working hours sticking needles into tiny babies that I find myself scoping out the best scalp veins on every baby I meet.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,588 MFP Moderator
    tamlou89 wrote: »
    This is a bit weird and creepy :lol:
    When I was three I had a "friend" named trunk when my Mom asked me to describe him I said he had no arms or legs and I was scared when he came with his friend the hanging lady.
    I told her she had big scary eyes and a rope around her neck :#
    A few years later we had a house fire and after we moved house I never spoke about them again.

    Now I am not going to sleep for a week
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    edited July 2018
    That my Plan A has always been to not get married and have IVF babies with a carefully selected donor. I have a tribal donor choice and a non-tribal choice (no selection made as yet). The donor I do select will father my 2 pairs of twins. Currently debating whether I will carry them or opt for 2 gestational surrogates. A friend's wife actually is a surrogate for extra income, so maybe she's one I may ask to carry one set of babies for me. It really depends on my fitness goals at the time of conception.
  • Ainadan
    Ainadan Posts: 158 Member
    I experiment on people.
  • AmberGlitterSparkles
    AmberGlitterSparkles Posts: 699 Member
    I once took the heat for something I didn’t do. Something so serious it could have landed me in jail for a long time. But I felt that the only other alternative would have been far worse than jail time.
  • sdudley08
    sdudley08 Posts: 32 Member
    I have never met my father and he doesn't know I exist. He left my mom before she had a chance to tell him. I don't even know his real name.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    If I told you anything I'd have to kill you. :o;)
  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
    I don’t own an alarm
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    if you walked into my computer room, you would think I have a 6 year old son. the toys r all mine

    I knew I liked you. IT nerd here too
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    I punch kids on a regular basis......
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    if you walked into my computer room, you would think I have a 6 year old son. the toys r all mine

    I knew I liked you. IT nerd here too

    i mean it is my occupation :D

    Same 😊
  • AmberGlitterSparkles
    AmberGlitterSparkles Posts: 699 Member
    if you walked into my computer room, you would think I have a 6 year old son. the toys r all mine
    I still have a MASSiVE collection of collectible barbies. Plus a collection of unicorn figurines which makes the chick in dodge ball look not that bad in comparison.
  • PangPangPrincess109
    PangPangPrincess109 Posts: 63 Member
    I have to talk myself down from biting people daily. Biting comforts me, so I always want to do it...even to people I don't know.
  • AmberGlitterSparkles
    AmberGlitterSparkles Posts: 699 Member
    I have to talk myself down from biting people daily. Biting comforts me, so I always want to do it...even to people I don't know.
    I have to talk myself down from punching people. Because there’s a lot of rude and nasty people out there! I hear ya!
  • Ninkasi
    Ninkasi Posts: 173 Member
    People give me money to make drugs and explosives.
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    edited July 2018
    I have access to everyones SSN here... :X

    More than likely me too 😳 As well as other important info
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    I have access to everyones SSN here... :X

    More than likely me too 😳 As well as other important info

    Which mine is more specific so I can’t say 😑
  • AmberGlitterSparkles
    AmberGlitterSparkles Posts: 699 Member
    Ninkasi wrote: »
    People give me money to make drugs and explosives.

    Can they give me some money too? I have lots of oregano I could throw in baggies? 😂
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    Ninkasi wrote: »
    People give me money to make drugs and explosives.

    Can they give me some money too? I have lots of oregano I could throw in baggies? 😂

    Hahahaha!!
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    I have access to everyones SSN here... :X

    More than likely me too 😳 As well as other important info

    Which mine is more specific so I can’t say 😑

    we possibly have the same line of work xD

    I once changed someone's sexual orientation by accident LOL

    Small world!! I think we might!
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    I have access to everyones SSN here... :X

    More than likely me too 😳 As well as other important info

    same. a lot more info.

    we sound like creepers I bet

    Hahahaha! Didn’t you get the memo? We are creepers!
  • This content has been removed.
  • AmberGlitterSparkles
    AmberGlitterSparkles Posts: 699 Member
    I had my second child after a hysterectomy
  • This content has been removed.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    I watch way too many murder documentaries.
  • This content has been removed.
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    I choke people Daily.

    Hi



    Haha
This discussion has been closed.